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    “You are not selling your books to try to get back what’s already yours! Listen, Aziraphale. I know you’re opposed to the idea of an arranged marriage—”

    “A fake marriage,” he clarified, voice like ice. Ana ignored him.

    “—but it’s time you see sense. You will find someone, and you will marry him. You will inherit your property properly, and after a reasonable amount of time to deal with any legal challenges, you will divorce. It won’t destroy anyone’s future, and hell, maybe you’ll actually fall in love.”

    Aziraphale snorted. “Don’t count on it.”

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    21 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Bee drags Crowley to a wine and canvas class to pick up dates. Naturally, he’s irritated, until he spots an angel. Unfortunately, said angel keeps leaving with other people. Or, five times Aziraphale picks up someone else, and one time they leave with Crowley.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    The tale of an involuntary time traveler and the ethereal love of his life.

    Anthony Crowley first met the angel in 1976, yet Aziraphale first met Crowley in 4000 BC. Throughout their confusing six-thousand year history, one thing has become certain: there must be a reason that they keep finding each other, over and over again…

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    "I travel through time and end up in random places. Except they aren’t so terribly random. It’s always where you are.”

    “Where I am?” the angel repeated.

    “Like a tether,” Crowley said softly. “You’re my constant."

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    18 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Crowley hadn’t felt lucky since he’d been demoted, stripped of his swanky City office, and shipped off, literally, across the fucking ocean, to the roasting hot wilds of Texas. But that was also ultimately a good sign, right? Nowhere to go but up.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    “The thing is, I don’t really wanna be with a fat old guy.”

    Crowley wishes he was the type of person who still read newspapers, so he could be hiding behind one right now. His sunglasses do a piss-poor job of hiding his expression at the best of times, and this is most decidedly not a best of times.
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    When Crowley (and the rest of the cafe) overhears Aziraphale being dumped brutally, he takes it upon himself to track the other man down. Just in the name of solidarity, see. It's not because Crowley's been in love with Aziraphale since the first time he saw him.

    That would be ridiculous.

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    15 Sep 2025

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