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Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Dec 2022
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"Why do you hate music?" He asks, quite randomly.
And you reply, quite confused. "What? I don't hate music." You love music, just not for this context.
"Then why are you so against it?" He's doing the whiny voice. Fuck, he knows your weakness.
"I just don't se the point in playing music while we have sex."
He tries to hide his smirk before he speaks, but you catch a glimpse of it. "Just give me one chance, baby. Just one chance to change your mind. Please."
Once he pulls out the puppy eyes, you're done for.
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“I bet you two couldn’t last a week away from each other,” Stiles challenged, a certain gleam in his eye at the idea of them struggling to be apart but failing.
“Theo and I can be away from each other for a week easily,” Liam stated. “In fact, I won’t even notice that he’s gone, it would be such a relief to have a couple of days without a pain in the ass.”
“Likewise. I do have a lot of things to do other than to just hang around with some loser like you,” Theo retorted back, full offense intended, and justifiable after what Liam had said.
Or alternatively, the one where both Theo and Liam are in denial about how much time they spend with each other, and bet that they can succeed in being apart for a week.- Language:
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22 Sep 2025
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Not that anyone is interested in his opinion, but Theo honestly may have preferred homelessness to enforced cohabitation with Liam.
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18 Sep 2025
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Nonsense by willowser for shotorus
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Sep 2025
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...think i only want one number in my phone
i might change your contact to "don't leave me alone"...
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17 Sep 2025
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The one where Theo reluctantly helps the pack capture Monroe, deals with the aftermath of his upbringing with the Dread Doctors, saves the lives of not so few people (despite the will to deny it until his dying breath), practically adopts Alec and pulls his head out of his ass.
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(*In the middle of yet another edit as of Sept 2024. Will not alter the storyline, just clean up the writing the tiniest bit.)
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16 Sep 2025
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Some of the most fleeting encounters end up being the most impactful. And sometimes, that impact brings you right back around to each other. You never thought that boy you met on the beach one night would come back to you. And Bachira never thought that something that happened so long ago could lead him to a new adventure.
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16 Sep 2025