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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    It was just a stupid fight.
    Aziraphale goes out drinking alone. Crowley waits in the dark.
    Jealousy has a way of unearthing truths neither of them have been brave enough to say.
    And sometimes, tea isn’t really tea.

    Now a two-for-one-shot. One interaction, two points of view.

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    20 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Consequences are one of the constants in the world. Whether your actions or decisions are for good or bad, the consequences that follow it are unique and entirely unpredictable.
    Do you always get the good side of the consequences your actions are made if you always do good? No.

    Do you always face retribution when your decisions had caused misery upon others? No.

    Consequences come and go, whether it gives you your happy ending or not is entirely up to whatever cosmic universe is out there. You can do all the bad and end up in a good place, or you can always do the good and end up in the worst days of your life.

    Make your choice, the end result does not care for your process or intent either way.

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    17 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    It’s night in the South Downs.

    Aziraphale and Crowley are together, finally. They give in to love and old habits. They’re free.

    OR: in which Aziraphale and Crowley share a cigarette after sex.

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    22 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    “Such wickedness!” The prisoner saw the man whisper. “It can only be found in one of Satan’s minions. Have I angered God so much that She is not looking my way anymore?”

    “God has never looked at you in the first place.” The demon said and with a swift motion, he grabbed the barbarian by the lapels of his coat and pressed him against the soiled walls of the dungeon. “Listen to me now, you nasty piece of work, you don’t get to kidnap my angel without facing my wrath.”

    OR: Aziraphale has to channel his frustration for Crowley's denseness somewhere, so he starts keeping a diary in which he makes up all kinds of scenarios. They all have the same plot. Crowley finds it. Chaos ensues.

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    21 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Having accidentally posed as Aziraphale's boyfriend to the whole entire world and brought a plague of hipsters down upon the bookshop, Crowley flees with Aziraphale to Tadfield, where they hatch a plan to steal a flower.

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    17 Feb 2026