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Ed’s body is pulled taut as Stede traps her wrists against the bars of her bed, tying them there with his tie. She’s left entirely at his mercy, heart thundering in her chest and clit already edging towards full hardness at the prospect of Stede having his way with her.
“Did daddy not have a good day at work then?” She pouts up at him, wiggling her hips just to watch the way his fingers tremble as they dig into her waist.
“Oh, daddy had the best day. I sorted out everything I needed to at the library.” He leans down, blond curls messy and gorgeous, hazel eyes almost entirely black. His lips hover over hers, teasing the words against her mouth. “The last thing I need to sort out is you, princess.”
And, fuck. Eddie is looking forward to being completely, mind-numbingly sorted.
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Eddie teases her boyfriend when he's at work and learns that actions ultimately always have consequences.
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Edward Teach is a staple name in the thriller genre, writing book after book that ends up on bestseller lists. He’s tired of writing gruesome books with grim endings and yearns to experience something new. He gets what he asks for in the form of a mysterious florist he meets at the farmer’s market that makes him question what he wants out of life.
Stede Bonnet is a florist that’s escaped a life of privilege and suffocation by any means necessary. He’s settling into a new routine after his divorce when he meets someone that makes his world spin…and Stede intends to keep him.
(A modern serial killer Stede AU.)
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18 Apr 2024
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“The fuck?” Ed manages, instantly getting his foot stuck in a nearby bucket.
“Sh-shh!” Stede pushes two fingers against his lips to shut him up.
Ed goes still and a bit cross-eyed, staring down at the hand on his mouth. Stede moves it away, with a mouthed “sorry!” focusing intently on the sounds outside the shed instead.
In the alley, hurried steps and shouting voices rush past; they catch fragments of: “Where the fuck did they go then?” or “Keep looking!” and even “The short one looks like a bloody birthday cake, how do you lose that—”
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27 Feb 2024
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“Jesus, Stede,” he manages, panting. “What are you doing?”
“Paying attention,” Stede says lightly. “Go on. Teach me.”
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27 Feb 2024
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And there's a chance that things'll get weird. Yeah, that's a possibility. by pintpotjudas for postcardmystery
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
28 Oct 2022
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Viago gets dumped by the love of his afterlife, and everyone does their level (terrible) best to help him move on. Anton knows a thing or two about not getting the life you thought you were going to have. The camera crew are back to film every moment of it. More or less.
“Katherine left Viago a note.” Deacon says, turning to the camera and making a face as a moan of anguish echoes from behind the closed door of Viago’s chamber. “It seems that she met a younger man at the bingo hall, and they have- well, not ‘run’ away, because I do not think he can run with that metal frame thing he has to use to get about but- they have left.”
A crash comes from inside the room, and then more heartbroken crying.
Deacon winces. “Vladislav is comforting him.”
“We could just kill her if you like-” Vladislav can be heard saying.
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24 Feb 2024
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Life Finds a Way by ClaireGregory
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (Cartoon)
12 Mar 2023
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Palaeontologist Ed Teach is the foremost expert in his field, working on the same digs for decades. When billionaire Stede Bonnet appears at his site asking him to visit a new dinosaur theme park to give his endorsement, he doesn't know what to expect. But he needs the funding, so he reluctantly agrees.
The last thing he imagined he’d find at Jurassic Park was actual living dinosaurs. The next last thing was Stede himself, palaeobotanist and heir to the company that owns the park. He’s been tasked with showing Ed around the lost world he helped to create, and winning him over.
Stede’s charming, sure, and enthusiastic, and his passion for all the things Ed loves brings back a spark that’s long been lost. But nothing is as it seems, and as a storm closes in and chaos descends on the island, Ed’s about to discover that Stede has very different plans to his father. Then again, Ed's got different plans of his own.
First, they’ll have to survive.
Then, they’ll have to escape.
And then they can find a way for the past and the future to exist together.Life… finds a way. Ed and Stede find their way together, too, along with the whole crew.
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