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You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Cool Parka by cleverqueen
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
27 Jun 2019
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Snart left a lot of parkas in the cargo hold, in enough sizes to outfit team members he’d never even met before. You know he couldn’t resist leaving messages with them too.
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AKA "The Boring Immortals Club." The race is on to save a boring Immortal from being noticed by Duncan MacLeod before it's too late to avoid the famous Immortal's web of over-excitement and violence. (Set in Seattle in the late 20-teens.)
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Our Man in the Treasury by cleverqueen
Fandoms: Yes Prime Minister, Highlander: The Series
26 Feb 2019
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A brief (for Yes, Prime Minister) conversation ensues when Bernard realizes he's seen the same name across multiple Prime Ministers' diaries. Is the existence of an Immortal civil servant really such a leap? (And does it surprise any reader that it would be Methos?)
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Day 7: Free Day
Post Oculus, Len has found himself in the 1890s. Now it’s up to the Waverider to come get him. Of course, he’s technically an aberration these days; the new kids don’t know him; and Sara’s a bit worried about that kissing thing since she’s learned about Mick’s plans to marry him.
Oh, also, this whole story is told in advice columns.
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- Part 7 of Coldwave Week 2017
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Day 6: Jealousy
Once, Mick’s psychiatrist wanted to talk about his and Len’s co-dependent behavior. Mick lit her office on fire and got another psychiatrist who was more interested in staying flame-free. Maybe that was a bad idea.
(Rating is for swearing. So much swearing. Also, one guy gets his brains blown out.)
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- Part 6 of Coldwave Week 2017
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Legends of Tomorrow Season 2 Rewrite by ajremix, asexual-fandom-queen (writeordietrying), blueinkpearls, cleverqueen, Daughter_of_Scotland, Drownedinlight, everyperfectsummer, hippothebrave, ibecxmebetter (the_consulting_criminal), Kako_Pumpkin, laCommunarde, MaryWisdom, nirejseki, oneiriad, polytropic, pretzel_logic, prouvairablehulk, questionablesidekick, sanctuary_for_all
Fandom Arrow (TV 2012), Constantine, DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Legends of Tomorrow, Supergirl (TV 2015), The Flash (TV 2014)
27 Sep 2017
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A fully fledged 22-episode rewrite - the same overall season arc, but very different individual episodes, character arcs, more character development, etc. All the things we wanted to see in Season 2 and which we didn't get - and keeping all the stuff we did like! This is about as shippy as the season 1 of the show, which means that there are plenty of moments for each and every ship you hope to see, but it's primarily gen.
18 authors have collaborated to bring you 22 full new episodes, with our collective vision for what Season 2 could have been.
Once you’re as excited about this new season as we are, come chat with us at @lotrewrite on tumblr! There you’ll find incredible bonus fanworks, including a full tarot deck art set by the amazing @kicking-shoes, and we encourage you to create your own works for our re-write! We welcome your art, meta, fic, vids, and general squee!
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Coldwave Week 2017 by cleverqueen
Fandom DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), The Flash (TV 2014)
29 Oct 2017
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Stories for Coldwave Week 2017. These are all stand-alone stories to the various prompts.
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Before Len and Mick were supervillains, they were normal criminals. Normal criminals with normal lives. Normal lives that included things like ice skating and ballet.
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A bunch of unrelated stories in a variety of fandoms, each approx 400-1000 words. They've been inspired by prompts from my adoring (?) public.
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He's all I want and I've waited for so long by little_dumpling
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 May 2022
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In a galaxy where Jango Fett isn’t born for another 20 years, a lot of things change. Jaster has no need to hide in a corn field and escapes Tor a different way. With no child to worry about providing for, Jaster never takes the Korva Six job and lives. Obi-Wan’s mission to Mandalore is a lot more bloody. And while he is protecting Satine, the Mand’alor is winning the war against Death Watch. When Obi-Wan’s mission is over, he cannot bring himself to leave and marries Satine Kryze.
When an 8 year-old Jango loses his parents and sister to Karatos Plague on Concord Dawn, he isn’t expecting to be adopted by a 50 year old Jaster, looking for an heir. And he isn’t all that interested in his buir’s job; that is, until he meets twenty-seven year old, Consort-Duke Obi-Wan Kenobi at the tender age of 15 and falls deeply in love with the older man.
Or, Jango is just over a decade younger than a Mandalorian!Obi-Wan. He falls in love with Kenobi at 15, and the two are drawn together again after Jango is grown.
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- Part 11 of Dumpling does Kenfetti / Jangobi
- Part 1 of Stacy's Mom - Jangobi Edition
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Mircirru Kar'ta by RoosjeM
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
19 Jan 2024
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Obi-Wan gets into a sticky situation with the Mandalorian Empire on his one of his missions as Jedi Knight, only to save one of their kids and ends up being hunted so the dad can propose.
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“We can all agree on one thing. The Jetii should be returned to Mandalore.”
“Oya!” Most of the advisers replied.
“Then Mand’alor Fett, we as the council of advisors advice you to get that Jetii.”
For a moment, everything was blissfully silent. Jango enjoyed it for the moment before announcing, “Set off to the Jetiise, put a bounty out within our channels alone. A hefty reward for any verd that returned the Ge’tal Jetii to me.”
Let the hunt begin
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09 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Chapter 1 - Obi-Wan is possessed by the spirit of Tarre Viszla
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The Fallen by TenderLittleSprout
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends: Jango Fett Open Seasons (Comics)
01 Jul 2025
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A Fallen Jedi remakes the galaxy.
Not that Fallen Jedi.
Not that one, either.
Aka Anakin Skywalker gets the Master he wants, and the fallout changes the galaxy as they all know it. One sassy murder at a time.
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- 106,174
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- 18/18
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07 May 2026
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Obi-Wan doesn't usually get assigned investigative missions, but he's pretty sure the people being investigated aren't supposed to drop their blasters and surrender immediately.
Thorne flinches. “Well no offense to you, Kiffar, but this one—” He gestures at Obi-Wan. “Olen broke the rule, pointing a blaster at him, nevermind actually hitting him.”
“The rule?” Obi-Wan asks, flabbergasted. He looks at Quinlan, who is just as baffled.
“I certainly never pointed a blaster,” Thorne continues, loud, as if he’s hoping someone will overhear him.
“Now that you mention it, I am a little offended,” Quinlan says.
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06 May 2026
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The Teeth That Bite, The Claws That Catch by sareliz for linusmir
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
05 May 2025
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In a fix-it fic rigorously adhering to the dictates of a challenge, and in the year 26 BBY we find Obi-Wan Kenobi realizing that just because Anakin is being a typical fifteen year old and avoiding seated meditation, doesn’t mean he should continue to allow it. Even if it did make life easier to just let him meditate and tinker.
Off screen, Count Dooku has inadvertently choked on an artisanal brioche and sadly died, thus instantly dissolving the mental corruption he had overlayed onto Jango Fett’s mind to make him just a teensy bit more malleable.
What follows is an absolutely inevitable outcome, because that’s how shatterpoints work.
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- English
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- 22,799
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by cleverqueen
02 May 2026