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you're allowed to own a sex toy (you're even allowed to use it) by cloudassless
Fandoms: IT (2017), IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
30 Dec 2020
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Arms laden with candy, Eddie takes the stairs two at a time, balancing his precious cargo. He elbows the bedroom door out of his way and starts to say, "We don't even have 3 Musketeers, you picky asshole," but the words fizzle and die on his lips when he enters his room.
Richie is sitting cross-legged with his back against the headboard, nodding his head distractedly to the beat of the music. His glasses are pushed up on the top of his head, and his long, pale fingers are spinning Eddie's vibrator like it's a twirling baton.
UPDATE: 30/12/2020 (betcha didn't see that coming!)
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"So, why are you traipsing around my neighbourhood at-" Eddie glances at his wristwatch, "-nearly 10pm?"
"'Traipsing'. Good word," Richie said. Then he shrugged. "Spontaneous sleepover? My mom made those tiny chicken drumsticks. The sticky sauce ones, which I know you hate, because they make a mess, but, hey, which I know you also love, because the sauce is that weird barbecue-chutney combination. The one my mom makes specifically because you complimented it that one time. Not that I mind, though. That sauce is the tits. Why are you looking at me like that?"
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in which Eddie doesn't actually need a reason to be invited over, Richie, just invite him. chrissakes.
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When Okarun catches Momo looking at rather interesting videos on her phone, Momo asserts that she only stumbled upon such content on her social media feed. Of course, Okarun has to investigate. Maybe Momo does, too.
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13 Dec 2025
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HOT like blisteringly hot like phew, sun scorching
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Gotham is a lonely place and all you want is someone to talk to. A friend. Which is exactly what you find when you start sitting with the sweet, yet strange, elderly woman down the hall and meet her son, Arthur.
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15 Nov 2019
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"Right." Eddie's not sure what to think. "Well, thanks, for sticking up for me." Eddie's also not sure if he means that, but it feels like something he should say.
"Yeah, 'course," Richie replies. "You're my sister's best friend."
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12 Feb 2018
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Eddie Kaspbrak is not gay. He doesn't care what his mother, his girlfriend, or those assholes at school say. Just because he has Elton John posters doesn't mean he wants to hold hands with boys. And just because he doesn't like to kiss his girlfriend doesn't mean he's gay. He just doesn't like germs.
He can't believe his mother is sending him to True Directions. He doesn't need to learn how to be straight. He just wants to have a fun summer before going off to college.
He definitely isn't prepared for Richie Tozier to come into his life like a whirlwind and blow all of these pre conceived notions out of his mind and turn his whole life upside down.
But I'm a Cheerleader AU ❤️
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22 Jan 2018