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Keyleth nods, and then announces, "Percy, I am going to kiss you now!", and then she does so.
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In which Percy and Keyleth are both confused about kissing and romance, post-Whitestone, and they decide to figure it out with the help of each other, and ale.
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He Will Do What It Takes To Survive by coconutfred
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2016
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Sirius and Peter start hooking up out of boredom, their last year of Hogwarts. They keep it up, even after they stop being bored.
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Lily Potter sacrificed herself to save her only son.
It didn't stick.
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The End of the World As We Know It by coconutfred
Fandoms: Mad Max Series (Movies), Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
14 Jan 2016
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The world is ending and the gang wants to find Glendower.
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Another Lie from the Front Lines by coconutfred
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
04 Jan 2016
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"My first battle, I made a choice. I wasn't going to kill for them.
So I ran."
Finn makes a choice, over and over and over, and then he makes another choice.
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“Maybe you should try calling the reception,” Namjoon suggests. “I heard nowadays all hotels are required to keep a knotting dildo at the reception for situations like this.”
Jungkook stares, incredulous. That would be amazing. He couldn’t get it delivered straight to Namjoon, of course, but maybe he could have somebody else pick it up, say that one of the staff had an emergency —
“Really?”
“No,” Namjoon says, eyes crinkling with a smile. “But wouldn’t that be a huge help.”
Or: Rookie security detail Jungkook’s first day on the field at an international summit takes a slicky turn when Ambassador Kim goes into heat.
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07 Aug 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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04 Aug 2026
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in a world where the first words your soulmate says to you the moment you're ready to be together appear on your skin, Namjoon was sure that one day he would have Yoongi's words tattoed on him. he just wasn't expecting them to be “Joon-ah I found my soulmate".
or: Namjoon always thought Yoongi would end up being his soulmate. and then Big Hit hired a new backup dancer.
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03 Aug 2026
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Wen Qing has been in a cell for thirteen years. One day, the door opens, and a boy she's never met walks in.
Then he calls for his uncle.
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23 Jul 2026
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Ishvalan AU by ShanaStoryteller
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
11 Sep 2015
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23 Jul 2026