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Dexter showed up on her doorstep with a rucksack clanging with bottles and that wounded sad boy smile that used to go straight to her cunt.
As things stood, Emma sidestepped the embrace she sensed they were meant to fall into by hoisting the bin bag she'd left by the entrance for this expressed purpose.
"Go on in. Make yourself at home." She ushered vaguely towards the kitchenette, the sofa with its stack of VHS tapes artfully arranged on the afghan. Large arm motions meant to convey the deep interior of her flat so he wouldn't be tempted to linger in the narrow hallway, and once she returned sans rubbish, try to greet her with the prelude to teary wall sex. Or something.
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Summer. Can't fix just one thing.
[updated chapter 2 notes July 11, 2023]
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Love in the Time of Extremely Uncool Bad Shit by comradeocean
Fandoms: Never Have I Ever (TV)
14 May 2020
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The zoomer climate Maoist How-I-Met-Your-Mother-esque coronavirus AU everyone was demanding.
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ride 'til I can't no more
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They're cowboys... and aliens... They're cowboys and aliens! It's against the laws of nature, Isobel I --
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The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us! [fanvid] by comradeocean
Fandoms: Shameless (US)
03 Dec 2018
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"North of Savanna we swim in the Palisades
I come out wearing my brother's red hat
There on his shoulder my best friend is bit seven times
He runs washing his face in his hands" -
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Ian's always looking for bootstraps.
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- Part 1 of Prison Tablets
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I got a man who makes me wanna kill / I got a man who makes me wanna die
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Take up the break down. Or, another one of those stories where Posner has a collapse but he eventually sorts it out with the help of Scripps and everyone lives happily ever after. i.e. copious quoting of poetry and all the other tropes.
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- Part 2 of old/abandoned fics purge
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"The Fuck-Truck." she promptly replied. "Eduarda made three hundred thousand dollars betting oil futures one summer because she likes watching the weather channel and all she got was an invite to ride the Fuck-Truck."
The beginning of the movie and then some. Genderswap AU inspired by this post.
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reached for the last snack item at the same time au by comradeocean for PragmaticHominid
Fandoms: X-Men (Movies)
16 Oct 2014
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reached for the last
snackgluten-containing food item of the social forum free lunch at the same time auSeries
- Part 1 of old/abandoned fics purge
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In the comics, Bolivar Trask has a mutant daughter whose unstably manifested power is time travel.
(Though this has very little to do with time travelling. or anything from the movie really.)
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Come as Close as the Air (for Blessed is the Match Consumed, a Remix) by comradeocean for cygnaut
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
04 May 2014
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AU of an AU in which Erik kills Shaw by some other method that day in Cuba so the missiles don't rain down and the beach divorce doesn't happen and Erik decides to stay and help Charles start his school.
But despite their clean break, the government isn't ready - really isn't ready - to let the mutants disappear into hiding.
The fact that this isn't necessarily a problem, is the problem.
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Hours of the Wolf by comradeocean for elephant_eyelash
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
24 Jul 2012
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Arya and Sansa-centric companion piece to Ballad of the Blacksmith Prince.
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- Part 2 of songs
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Ballad of the Blacksmith Prince by comradeocean
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
17 Jun 2012
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Prompt: On their wedding night, Gendry whispers Arya's name in Sansa's ear.
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- Part 1 of songs
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said their nevers slept their dream by comradeocean
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 Jun 2012
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A lot of things don't happen.
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Seven Iterations of the Good Ship SS M'Lady by comradeocean
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
03 May 2012
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One sentence Arya/Gendry prompt challenge that turned into full-blown drabbles because I am terrible at following instructions.
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When they grow up / A forest fire about to flood an empire by comradeocean
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
15 Apr 2012
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Gendry at the Crossroads Inn + bonus wolf dreams.
I put my soul in what I do / clenching my jagged jaws / over the capture / I never liked a sad look / from someone who wants to be loved by you / I'll be a killer whale when i grow up / I'll be a perfect storm swallowing over / throwing out a boomerang / waiting for it to come back to me
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She plays at being a nun, always a tart, once a vicar. She wears dog-collars and disguises and lies and when she shoots, she shoots first.
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The Indian Rope Trick by comradeocean for mayhap
Fandoms: The Children's Book - A. S. Byatt
21 Dec 2010
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Tom and Julian, walking.
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"Now he is green, dry and stained. With the shadow in his mouth."