crazynoona
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She was a CEO, he was her bodyguard. Can I make it any more obvious?
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I don’t love you as if you were a rose of salt, topaz,
or arrow of carnations that propagate fire:
I love you as one loves certain obscure things,
secretly, between the shadow and the soul.One Hundred Love Sonnets: XVII, Pablo Neruda
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"Breathe Darcy," he whispered softly. A peck landed on her forehead, and another on the tip of her nose.
She couldn't and he wasn't even kissing her yet.
"I'm going to kiss you now," he told her as his lips hovered on the side of hers, his hand was firm on the base of her skull, cradling her wild brown curls, while the other took hostage of her hip.
Out of her depths, there was nothing she could do. Her body wasn't her own. She was his prisoner and she issued her facile surrender with a nod.
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- Part 1 of Beneath the Milky Twilight
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Witchcraft by crazynoona
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types, British Actor RPF
26 Oct 2019
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Pieces of us.
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- Part 3 of The Devil Wears Armani
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Beneath the Milky Twilight by crazynoona
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
20 Mar 2021
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Sporadic, independent one-shot collection filled with, mostly, kisses.
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- 7,400
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- 2
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The Devil Wears Armani by crazynoona
Fandom British Actor RPF, Jaguar "British Villains" Commercial, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Tasertricks - Fandom, Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types
29 Jan 2019
- Words:
- 119,800
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 50
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Let It Snow by crazynoona
Fandom Tasertricks - Fandom, Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types
25 Dec 2015
- Words:
- 1,850
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Three Cups of Sake by orabark
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Jun 2022
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"Utahime’s technique abruptly stops as she’s overtaken by vicious wet coughs. Blood pools in her mouth and splatters down the back of Tsukumo’s shirt. She’s overdone herself with that last trick. She has the brief thought that she’s thankful Tsukumo has her head hanging otherwise she might have choked on her own blood. Staring down at the strange gray box, Utahime manages a small smirk.
Looks like this weakling might save your life, Gojo."In which Utahime Iori shocks the jujutsu world by becoming the key to freeing Satoru Gojo. And then...his wife...?
Unfinished and Discontinued Indefinitely.
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Waste It On Me by sweetspicy
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Oct 2023
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Utahime’s life is pretty good. She has a job she loves (teaching music to high school students), hobbies to keep her busy (baseball and skincare), and a best friend she adores (Shoko Ieiri, an ER doctor at the local hospital). She’s never felt the need to have romantic relationships, seeing them as a waste of time and energy. But life could never be completely good, especially when Satoru Gojo is her classmate-turned-colleague and irritating, too-handsome-for-his-own-good friend-with-benefits, with whom she’s been having hate sex on and off for over a decade. Utahime likes their noncommittal relationship, only able to stand being in his presence for as long as it takes for them to satisfy their needs. So it becomes even more irritating when Satoru begins to hang around more often, trying to wheedle his way into her life. And Utahime wants none of it.
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A look at Utahime and Satoru’s relationship over the years.
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- English
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- 72,074
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- 9/9
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- 312
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Bookmarked by crazynoona
28 Sep 2023
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Devil in the Dugout by SkantySkylar
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 Sep 2023
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"I'm going to graduate a virgin at this rate." Utahime groans into her cup. The last frat bro she made 'the eyes' at has turned tail and run off. She doesn't even have to look behind her to know why. She already know blue eyes will be beaming back at her. "All because of him."
"I can help you with that."
Gojo Satoru needs to be put down.
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.He's the star college baseball player. She's the coach's daughter. It's such a cliché. What more can I say?
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- English
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- 41,004
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- 8/8
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- 1,482
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Bookmarked by crazynoona
28 Sep 2023
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Darcy gets invited along to Álfheim by Thor and Jane. After some drinking and Elvish merry making, she runs into an unexpected acquaintance. But when what was meant to be a bizarre-elvish-harvest-tradition induced one night stand turns into a series of increasingly awkward mistakes, Darcy finds Loki is fitting into her life in a much bigger way than she ever intended.
More affectionately known as: Darcy Does the Nine Realms.
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- Part 1 of I Climbed a Tree to See the World
Bookmarked by crazynoona
19 Sep 2016
Bookmarker's Notes
AMAZING AF. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT ALREADY (WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?!?!) DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
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Five Times Lilo and Stitch Meet an Avenger, and One Time They Meet Loki by phoenixfawkes12
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Lilo & Stitch (2002)
15 Jun 2012
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A child, a blue alien and some super heroes. What could go wrong?
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- Part 1 of Every Family is An Island