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Save a horse, ride a cowboy..? WAIT NO NOT THAT ONE- by cryptibs
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
19 Sep 2025
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Firstly, Prowl did not kill the sheriff.
That was Barricade’s own fault, he’d had no hand in it.
So it was really annoying that the manhunters kept chasing him, even as he’d tried to explain that.
It probably also didn’t help that he was running- but, still.---
hi its my second western au ever. im so goddamn biased for this type of stuff its So fun. also yaoi YAY
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the HK superhero au you never knew you needed but now have by cryptibs
Fandoms: Hollow Knight (Video Games)
04 Sep 2025
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“Ughhhh…”
Hornet slumped against her apartment door, head thunking back against the wood.
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hey what happens if you get turned into a kitty cat and then the enemy faction adopts you. what then by cryptibs
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
23 Jun 2025
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Despite popular belief, Airbleed was not dead.
Albeit, they didn’t really want anybody thinking otherwise. Their ‘extinguished’ status was proving to be more useful than not.
Especially considering their… current form.---
self indulgent hell. idc anymore. i am cringe and i am free
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- Part 3 of TF OC hellhole
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I'm back in the fucking building (star wars fixation) by cryptibs
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 May 2025
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I got fixated on SW: Clone Wars (AGAIN.) and Bad Batch recently (also Mandalorian but lesser) so here's the product of that mixed w my TF interest. enjoy the oc blast or don't idc its my ao3 account and I choose the stuff I'm writing about
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There was someone on their ship.
Clarification: there was someone literally standing on top of their ship.
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- Part 3 of Cloneformers AU
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running from the government (yaoi edition) by cryptibs
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Transformers - All Media Types
20 May 2025
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The safehouse has everything he needs- food, water, a defensible location, secure comms systems.
He’d planned it out meticulously, taking time over months to slowly assemble his stashes and secure assets, trading information with targets for promises. He was well respected enough that none of it was questioned, if even noticed.
He had a whole plan- be transferred “temporarily”, get caught in what’d be described as a freak incident nobody (even him) could’ve predicted, and make his way to where even less-bodys would think to look for him.The Empire valued him, but he was just one tactician. And Nar Shaddhaa was a big moon to search.
But unfortunately, he underestimated just how much they valued him. Severely.
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yeah it's more cloneformers au
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- Part 2 of Cloneformers AU
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hi this is incredibly self-indulgent, mostly because Hey!!! Hi!! I'm aromantic! woah!!
anyways this is mostly a comfort blurb for myself. aromanticism and everything on the spectrum is awesome and so so cool and we should all have a party together. there's not enough aro rep so by god I'll make my own (via self-insert transformers sona)
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- Part 2 of TF OC hellhole
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- English
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- 2,372
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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the disadvantages of being a marine veterinarian by cryptibs
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
06 May 2025
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more tfsona (camera/airbleed) content! I know you guys love that! right!!!!
yeah I literally just wrote this for myself, mostly for mermay and for an excuse to draw leopard seal camera. not substantially proofread!
inspired by both bennybonny 's "(blows a kiss to the sea) for Megatron" and Gemma_Inkyboots 's "Stars Over Lullabye Bay". this fic is set in neither of those universes, they just gave me some good good motivation and inspiration for it! go check em out!Series
- Part 1 of TF OC hellhole
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hey kid wanna help me take down the government by cryptibs
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Apr 2025
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There was someone following him.
As there’d been for the past three days and seventeen hours, but that wasn’t really important. The point was- they were there, and he didn’t appreciate that.
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hi yeah its more star wars au. but this time actual tf characters!!!!
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- Part 1 of Cloneformers AU
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"frag you" said the frag you guy who was my medic by cryptibs
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
25 Mar 2025
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They weren’t aware of coming online until it’d already happened, optics automatically flicking open and bright.
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hi yeah its more oc writing. but this time with a special guest!
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The Five Times Somebody Asked, and the Times They Cared by cryptibs
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
05 Mar 2025
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AKA: that feeling when you join the weird frat party spaceship but end up being in awkwardly close proximity to your wartime ex-commander who can't stop acting weird around you
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This was supposed to be haha silly oc times but then I locked in and now I have to write emotionally serious scenes. somebody put me down. cryptibs serious fic title jumpscare
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Mech pilots were typically poached from one of two fields.
Driving -- from a rally or professional track, those pilots typically being given faster mechs that stayed primarily on the ground; but could pin-point a weak spot and hit it dead on, less bulk lending itself to easier maneuverability.
Or flying. Whether military or not. Those pilots had the mechs with boosters, modified leg struts to make it so they could leap onto enemies at near-jet speeds, already used to the g-forces and spinning nausea that came with years in the sky. They were large-framed, tossing around their weight to cause as much damage as possible, accuracy left behind for the high speeds that they slammed into targets with.
Camera had been in the air force for one year, before being dishonorably discharged. Three years in the sky in total, counting training and practice.
They’d never wanted to go back.
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based from Keferon's Mecha AU on tumblr!! go look at it, its amazing!!!!
anyways ive been hitting camera with a lot of hammers lately so this was very fun! i plan to draw,,,, something for this au but been busy so !
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Eleven million kilocycles of war.
Eleven million kilocycles of tying lines in the middle of a battlefield, patching wounds only for soldiers to come back worse than he’d sent them out. Eleven years of arguments, frustration, the knowledge that he could be deactivated at any second by a stray shot.But he hadn’t. He’d stuck around, too stubborn to let himself join the numbers that everyone had long-since memorized. And even past the end, he’d kept going, refusing to give up as soon as he caught his vents.
Eleven million kilocycles of war.
He refused to grow any more patient in all that time. Especially when concerning the health of his crew. And especially when he was being forced to hunt down the target of his frustration manually.
Eleven million kilocycles, he didn’t know why he’d hoped for some damn respect around here.
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hi guys I've been sick for the past week+ (got the flu for the first time ever and its Bad) and was feeling spiteful, so I hit my tfsona with hammers to make them feel my pain. enjoy!
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man this hyperfixation aint shit (writes 25 pages of fic) by cryptibs
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
20 Jan 2025
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They’d messed up.
They knew it.
Well, it was pretty obvious, judging by the massive gaping wounds on their back. Anybody would be able to tell something had gone wrong. Along with the fact that they were currently wandering. Alone. In the desert of decidedly not-their-home. Nobody did that voluntarily. Usually.
But they knew just exactly how bad they’d messed up.
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haii hiiiii :33 im hitting my oc/sona with hammers. enjoy :D
this is not canon to their 'timeline' in my brain but who am I to resist making ratchet content. maybe ill post more of this oc but idk! this was just a fun little thing i wanted to write then i went a bit insane over it -
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My hand was still hovering uncertainly above the animal, and I lowered it slowly to begin resuming my petting of the cat. It was still very awkward.
My tactile feedback sensors pinged me with a new input, one that was generally unrecognized to them.Vibration.
Why was the animal vibrating.
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in which ART assigns murderbot catbot status, and my attempt to make murderbot have Revelations turns into two bots being weird freaks
this fic was inspired by me crying over how tiny a cat was at work, because i've never really met many cats before and oh my god she was so tiny what the fuck
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- Part 1 of I don't want to think, because I am not.
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She didn’t think about the dead pixel.
She knew it was there -- it’d never not be, even long after the screen was repaired, (It’d never be fixed.) she’d hold it in her mind. She’d still be sat there, staring at it.
She didn’t want to think about it. She didn’t want to notice the pixel in the first place. But she did.
And there's no changing the past, as much as she’d like. -
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He hadn’t killed anybody.
He hadn’t, he swore it.
But they didn’t care.
Nobody did.
He’d grown up watching TV shows, cartoons, reading comic books. As almost all kids did. He knew the cliches, the expected scenes and lines, the repetition.
He never thought he’d be living in one of them.
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in which hornet is terrorized by a feral human living in her walls by cryptibs
Fandoms: Hollow Knight (Video Games)
16 Sep 2024
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There was something in the walls.
Holly could hear it.
It wasn’t very loud, only occasionally making thumps, or odd air-breathing sounds, but they could still hear it.
The noises had started after they left the District of Phar. L-M, beginning just a couple hours after they took off from the planet.
Holly secretly wondered if some native creature had snuck onto their ship, seeking out the cool air in escape of the humid climate of the planet.
They knew that guess was probably wrong, though.
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hi I'm making this previously-a-oneshot-collection story into an actual fic! because I want to and also a cool reader said they wanted more content of this au (ty for the inspiration/motivation lol)
still keeping the original oneshot bits in my hk oneshot collection but now this exists and will be continuing that story further! -
Killer Jesters From Outer Space by cryptibs
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
21 Mar 2024
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She didn't remember much about the world before, about Earth.
There were faint things. Warm touches, a scraped knee. Her childhood was untouched, though anything nearer to... It became harder to recall.
All that stood now, was the Circus.
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GET ALIEN AU'ED YOU LITTLE IDIOT
anyways shoutout to the TAMC discord for giving me inspiration + motivation to work on this, y'all are amazing <3
thank you to my beta reader boiledegghole who had to read this mess. sorry 3continuing on, this is a combo alien/human au of TADC! (aka an excuse for me to go bonkers insane w/ some worldbuilding) there will be general relationships present in this (minus any positive ones w/ caine for. reasons that'll be shown) and possibly future buttonblossom because I love the ship
EDIT: title update! was previously 'Killer Jesters From Outer Space (except she's not a killer. kinda)' has been updated to suit this fic's actual themes (aka: well. you'll see.)
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squashing tamc pomni with a looney toons hammer and she's perfectly fine every time by cryptibs
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
18 Jan 2024
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The Amazing Mechanical Circus oneshots! bc I have multiple of these and Need to share them or ill explode (was originally gonna be posted on 'end of trail' as a continuation but decided not to bc I like that one standing alone)
inspired by/set in the same AU as The Amazing Mechanical Circus by jestmaster! none of this is canon (as far as I know) and I have no influence on the canon timeline/events!
beta'd by boiledegghole as always <3
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- Part 2 of TAMC Inspired Works
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(throws pomni down the stairs) wow who could've done THAT by cryptibs
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
01 Jan 2024
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hi I went a bit insane last night and had a bunch of horror-esc tadc oneshot ideas
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now regular tadc oneshots o/ aswell