dandyqueen
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cabaret by dandyqueen
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
26 Jun 2025
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The Big Top’s after-hours show is the East Blue’s worst-kept secret. It’s a veritable who’s-who of debauchery and shenanigans, if you will, and it’s invitation only. There are only three rules:
1.) No entry without invitation.
2.) No fighting under the Big Top.
3.) Consent must be enthusiastic.In which Buggy discovers that it may be his show, but you’re the star.
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You, a bounty agent. The Ghoul, a bounty hunter. The Ghoul needs to cash in on his most recent job and ends up with more than the contract promised.
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The Gentle Art of Making Enemies by dandyqueen
Fandoms: Grand Theft Auto V, Grand Theft Auto Series (Video Games)
28 Jan 2024
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Los Santos is a hellscape, but if you've got brains and a little determination, it can be a real hell of a playground. Michael needs money, Trevor needs whatever Trevor wants, and Franklin's moving up in Los Santos. Jen's just along for the ride.
This is gonna be fun.
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Bringing Home the Rain by dandyqueen
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us
20 Apr 2023
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Joel doesn't talk about his feelings, and Lucy's just as bad. Tommy's about as frustrated as a brother can get. But Tommy knows one thing: if Joel's not gonna chase what's right in front of him, Tommy's just going to have to lead him to it.
Maybe a five-hundred mile trudge through the ice and snow surrounded by wild animals and clickers will help with that.
Clap your hands if Knife Dad deserves a little happiness.
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It's all fun and games until somebody winds up pregnant...
Clap your hands if Joel deserves the best good good.
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It starts with coffee and ends with more. And it sure does burn.
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Five times you leave Kakashi helplessly flustered and the one time he's able to get back at you for it.
Bookmarked by dandyqueen
23 Nov 2025
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Of Dust and Everlasting Stars by CygnusRift
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
30 Jun 2024
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The time of the Elves is over. Darkness is spreading about the land. When Haldir, Marchwarden of Lothlórien, discovers a wandering company on the borders of the Golden Wood, little does he know what lies ahead, how his path is fated to interweave with that of Annalyn, a mortal whose spirit is as resilient as he is guarded. From wary strangers, to unlikely companions, friends, and more, theirs is a story of impossible love and loss during times of monumental change.
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22 Jan 2025
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It doesn't really matter who you are or how you got here. What matters is that you, apparently, were a dud as far as experiments go, and Mother Miranda has grown tired and impatient when it comes to spending time on imperfect and unready subjects.
But she has an idea on how to produce the perfect candidate -- all she needs is two infected test subjects of the opposite sex and nine months. Now that you've entered the picture, it all seems to be coming together.
Too bad neither you nor Heisenberg are willing to play along.
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ok look i know the premise is fucked up but i promise this is going somewhere and is kind of a 'straw the breaks the camels back' scenario as far as cowboy magneto's loyalty to goth birb aunt goes.
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- Part 1 of Buttercup
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Bookmarked by dandyqueen
09 Jul 2024
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“So you want me to marry Cooper Howard?”
He shakes his head, laughing under his breath. “Marry? No, no, lets play that by ear,” he assures you. “What we want — need — you two to do is make it look like you’ve been having an affair.” You must look like you’ve seen a ghost. This is insane. “Explains his divorce, gets people talking about you two as a pair, gets eyes on this movie you’re filming together — now, don’t go outright saying it, of course. We just wanna’ make people read between the lines, get them curious enough to get them into the theater to see the chemistry on the screen...”
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When Cooper Howard finds himself scandalised by not just divorce, but allegations of anti-American sentiment, it falls to the studio system to try and squeeze what they can from him before he finds himself blacklisted. Fortunately, the only thing the press loves more than exposing a commie is a celebrity scandal -- and the studio has just the woman in mind to play the role of the other woman. Being seen with Cooper Howard while filming your breakthrough movie to get people talking? Easy. Doing the right thing when your career and dreams are on the line? ...Jury's out on that one, champ.
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05 May 2024
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All I Ask of You by Khirsah
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
24 Jul 2017
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When Josephine suggested they throw an Orlesian masked ball, Cullen never once thought he might attend, much less find...and lose...and rediscover...the love of his life.
Of course, with Dorian, Varric and Sera playing meddling Fairy Godmother, he probably should have seen it all coming.
OR: Cullen's POV to As the World Falls Down.
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- Part 2 of A Dragon Age Fairy Tale
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10 Dec 2019