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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    "I would like a do-over," Ilya says. "Of the last time you were here in Boston.” 

    Something twists painfully in Shane, like a toe ground through broken glass. He feels that kissing Ilya’s cheeks until they blush with the faintest dusting of peach is the only remedy. “But you weren’t the problem last time, in Boston,” he says, stomach sinking. “It was me walking out and being a weirdo, remember?” 

    “Yes.” Ilya shuffles on the other end. “And you are my weirdo. And we will go to see Boston sights together.” 

    or: Ilya takes Shane to a holiday market.

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    What happens if Ilya Rozanov doesn’t talk to Shane Hollander for more than a year?

    Or, Shane Hollander has a hoe phase

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    23 Feb 2026

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    “I’m sorry, but my answer is no. Someone else might be willing to switch if you ask.”

    “I can’t believe—this is unacceptable! I’m going to call the flight attendant over and get this sorted out right now!”

    Flustered and cornered, Shane injects his Captain Voice into the conversation. “Ma’am, I understand that you’re upset, but I paid for this seat and am going to stay here. You’ll have to find someone else willing to change places or just fly with the seat you booked. I’m sorry I couldn’t help you.”

    She hisses like a goddamn tea kettle, and starts to say, “You are the most selfish man I’ve ever—” when another voice behind her says, “You are blocking my seat. Move.”

    Shane and the woman turn to assess the new arrival. It turns out that his seat partner is well above six feet tall, ripped as hell, and knows how to deliver an excellent bitch face. He’s also the hottest man that Shane has ever seen in real life, including a chance run-in with Jensen Ackles at a Stars game.

    Or, still!famous Shane meets non!famous Ilya on a cursed flight from Ottawa to Boston and kind of (totally) falls in love with him at first sight (and first chirp)

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    Ilya said the words, and Shane stilled. He had been clueless for the whole monologue, and yet, right at the end, understanding crushed over him… 'I love you'.

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    or: Months before the Moscow phone call, Shane learned how to say 'I love you' in russian. And somehow, it changed everything.

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    22 Feb 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Ilya helps Shane fix his squatting formation

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