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jimin made taehyung his /fake/ boyfriend in a whim. his parents were pressuring him about his love life, that when they saw him one day at a supermarket, together with his childhood best friend, taehyung, he introduced him to them as his /boyfriend/ so they'd finally leave him and stop questioning his relationship status.
so at one of the family gathering of the park's, they presented themselves as boyfriends, even up to taehyung surprising jimin when he was pulled in a chaste kiss in front of his aunts who only cooed at them more."come here," taehyung said and gestured jimin to sit on his lap.
"what?"
"do you know how to kiss?"
"what?!" of course, he doesn't know.
"come here and i'll teach you how to kiss."
"are you fucking insane?"
"we're boyfriends so we'll be kissing more often, it's better for you to get used to it anyway."
"taehyung, we're fake boyfriends."
"still boyfriends," taehyung shrugged.
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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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“I’m giving you one chance to apologize.”
“Suck my dick, bottom bitch.”
Namjoon narrowed his eyes and let out a quiet chuckle. Jungkook was such a cute little brat, he couldn’t wait to destroy him. “Fine. If this is the route you wanna take, then I’m fine with that. I don’t understand why you couldn’t just ask me to fuck you if you wanted it so bad. You really didn’t have to go through the trouble of pissing me off—“
“Oh, did you think I was just trying to be disrespectful when I told you to suck my dick?” Jungkook raised his brows. “No, it was actually an order. My dick’s hard and I’d like it if you’d put it in that pretty fucking mouth of yours. Anything to keep you from talking so much…”
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Jungkook wants a group session during their day off after suffering with blue balls for weeks, but after the session, he has some doubts.
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- Part 45 of Good boy and the Opposite
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01 May 2022
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Assassinations are hard enough to pull off without your dead husband showing up to steal the kill.
(Jimin fakes his death to get out of the life. Years later, he comes back for Taehyung.)
[not abandoned, hiatus]
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26 Mar 2022
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You know how rabbits are supposed to have luck in their feet? Yeah…the luck skipped Jeon Jungkook entirely. Jeon Jungkook’s streak of bad luck was pretty obvious when he’s kidnapped by Bangtan—a group of hybrid smugglers on the blackmarket known for kidnapping and selling hybrids on demand.
His bad luck had never been more apparent, however, when the group decides to keep him instead.- Language:
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12 Feb 2022
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A little bunny is cornered by an intimidating wolf who loves it when his prey runs away.
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04 Jan 2022