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you'd have to stop the world (just to stop the feeling) by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 May 2024
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Wei Ying resists the urge to down her second glass of champagne because she doesn't do that anymore and problems cannot be solved with alcohol or self endangerment. She does take another sip before she approaches. She wonders if this counts as self endangerment, when Lan Zhan could say heart please and Wei Ying would rip it out of her own chest and hand it over even as she fell down dead. She takes another sip of champagne.
//or//
okay have some news, she texts later that morning, creating a new group chat, watching as Lan Zhan fixes food for them in the kitchen, her careful assessing eyes, the movement of her hands, her long tapered fingers. Wei Ying’s briefly entranced and then shakes herself, follows up her text, lan zhan and i are together, as in we are in a committed relationship
duh, Nie Huaisang replies.
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20 May 2026
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you can take me hot to go by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Jun 2024
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“Okay,” Utahime says, massaging her temples, “you know what?”
“No.” Satoru says, and stares at the DM from Suguru so hard his vision starts to blur.
“Gojo Satoru.” She snaps her fingers in front of his face, disturbing his hyper-locked in view of the phone screen, and he blinks, the world coming back into focus.
“Huh?” He says.
“Okay, I have known you since you were, what? Twelve? Thirteen?”
Satoru makes an iffy sort of hand gesture. It was somewhere around there, who knows really. He can’t remember all that.
“Okay, so I say this with the full weight of well over a decade of…” She pauses, thinking.
“Friendship.” He supplies, nodding.
She stares at him dead-eyed.
“Acquaintanceship?” He tries, failing to stop the pout.
“Proximity.” She decides firmly.
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20 May 2026
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kiss a kitty by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Jun 2025
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“We have a problem.” Satoru announces, slamming into Suguru’s studio two days later. He feels guilty. Like so so guilty.
“That so?” Suguru asks from his bed, lounging in a pair of sweats, his shirt hiked up. He scratches at his happy trail and glances over at Satoru. His demeanor changes instantly at whatever he sees on Satoru’s face. He swings his feet off his low bed, sitting up and leaning forward. “Satoru, what’s wrong?”
Satoru situates himself on the bed next to Suguru, crossing his legs and sitting so they’re facing each other. He meets Suguru’s eyes and cannot speak. Totally blank brain. Suguru touches his knee gently, probably about to say something helpful and kind like take your time or whatever you need.
For some reason, Satoru panics.
“I can’t come.” He announces, much louder than he needs to. “Unless I’m thinking about you.”
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18 May 2026
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the same sweet shock by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Dec 2024
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Suguru dead-eyes him across the table.
“Please listen to me, man.” Satoru says.
“No.” Suguru responds in that long suffering way that means he’s going to listen to Satoru but he’s gonna be pissy about it first. “It’s, fucking, 7AM.” Suguru adds. Suguru is not a morning person. It’s why Satoru went and bought the fancy coffee Suguru likes and breakfast sandwiches and red bean buns. He had to go to the bakery across town to get those.
“It’s so important.” Satoru tells him.
“Your opening gambit at 7-fucking-AM was ‘say I’ve gotten into anal play lately, why do I leak cum before I cum?’” Suguru says with a glare.
“Yeah.” Satoru says.
Suguru glares even harder.
“Well, you could answer me at least.” Satoru huffs, crossing his arms over his chest.
“I hope you fall off a bridge and die.” Suguru tells him, but he’s unwrapping a breakfast sandwich and pulling the lid off one of the cups of coffee, so.
“I hope you do too.” Satoru says amicably, taking a seat. He pushes some napkins toward Suguru and switches out the breakfast sandwich. Suguru likes the ones with avocado better. “So why do I?”
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18 May 2026
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Cumquat by Kiboutie
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Nov 2022
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Satoru swallows his spit, fingers dipping into the mound between his legs, breath stuttering out as his trembling digits slowly slip into the soft velvety lips. Slick stains his fingers, and the realisation comes crashing down on him.
That’s not a dick down there… it’s a fucking pussy.
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A chance encounter with a curse ends with Gojo getting a pussy
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