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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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01 Feb 2026
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At Moss Cottage by imaginarium_imperfecta for granger_danger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Mar 2022
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Neville and Hermione are roommates. They live in a cottage. Life happens. Hearts get broken. Jobs get done. Films get watched.
Oh, they also fall in love.
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20 Feb 2025
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Hermione Granger is 27 years old when her life falls apart. Cheated-on, flatless, fed up with her job, she decides to change one thing she can--take a class and try for some career advancement. But change is never easy, especially when an old enemy is the catalyst.
And the class instructor.
"Just as the minute hand clicked over to the hour, the doorknob twisted and a figure slipped into the room. He was tall, a bit windblown. Hermione had a general impression of crisp cuffs and polished leather, and then a more specific one of the most beautiful grey coat—highlighting his shoulders and eyes, skimming to just the right place on his knife creased trousers.
His movements were precise and confident.
He was wearing the softest-looking gloves.
He was not Professor Belinda Rowle.
He was Draco bloody Malfoy."Series
- Part 2 of Friends in the City
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13 Feb 2025
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Hermione tried to disguise the movement as an itch, but the placement was suspicious—she scratched at the button of her jeans until it came undone, and then worked her hand surreptitiously between her legs.
“What are you making?” she asked Severus, hoping to distract him.
“An antidote,” he answered shortly. Then, without turning around: “Do stop masturbating, Miss Granger, I fear it will only cause your symptoms to worsen.”
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11 Feb 2025
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Love Me Like You Do by badluckvixen13 (fanaticmusings)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2018
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Her name was Hermione Granger and though she had a lot of issues, she wasn't crazy. She was just sick, really sick, and didn't have a soulmate mark. She wasn't the fanciful mental that wizards liked to throw around. It's always been hard for her to make friends, but when the Triwizard schools start a letter exchange program three years before the TriWizard tournament, she's about to find out exactly how crazy the wizarding world can be and maybe, just maybe, find an anchor in the midst of gender politics, blood purists, and a whole lot of teenaged hormones.
Athena, save her.
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- Part 10 of 1 Million for Black Hermione
- Part 7 of Media Series
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09 Feb 2025
