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“I’m sorry for what those guys said,” he says slowly. “The ones at the diner.”
Buck lets out a small, surprised noise. His head snaps towards Eddie.
“Oh,” Buck says, forcefully light. “It’s fine.”
Eddie shakes his head, narrowing his eyes at the horizon. Delayed frustration prickles his skin, tickling up his back. The hard, taunting eyes of the man, Harley, the way he sneered down at Eddie and Buck like they were something rotten stuck on the bottom of his shoe.
His hands tremble and he drops one from the steering wheel to his own thigh, clutching the soft cotton of his sweatpants.
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18 Mar 2026
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Oh, alright, cool.
Cool, cool, cool. Neat.
That is a photograph of Eddie Diaz's dick.
It's just there. On the screen. In his hand. In high resolution. His best friend’s dick is in his hand. Well, wait — the photo. The photo of the penis is in his hand. Eddie’s dick isn’t in his hand. That would be absurd.
It’s just a penis. Buck has one of those.
So does Eddie, apparently and it’s… Buck has seen it, absorbed it, and every thought he's ever had has been replaced by a high-pitched tone and the image in front of him, which is — and this is the last coherent observation he'll produce for the foreseeable future —
Big.
Genuinely, impressively big.
Buck closes out of the photo and locks the phone so hard he's surprised it doesn't crack in half.
"Maddie say anything?" Eddie asks.
"Yep," Buck squeaks. Like a mouse. A giant, shocked mouse that has just seen its best friend’s erect dick.
"You okay?"
"Great. Y-yep. So great. I-I'm just really— the sunset was really— it's very— yep."
"It’s yep?"
"Uh-huh. Very yep."
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17 Mar 2026
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buck and eddie celebrate their day-apart birthdays over the years.
2019-2026
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15 Mar 2026
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“I think a therapist would disagree with that.” He clears his throat. “Uh, speaking of, I think—I think you should talk to someone. When we get to LA. A professional.”
That, inexplicably, makes Buck laugh. “Like what? A trauma counselor?”
“Yeah, Buck,” Eddie grits out. “Like a trauma counselor. Someone who specializes in PTSD.”
“I don’t have PTSD. I’m immune to PTSD,” Buck deadpans.
Eddie shoots him a look. “No one’s immune to PTSD,” he says quietly. “No one.”
On the drive home, Buck and Eddie talk.
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- Part 3 of Season 9
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15 Mar 2026
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Buck is confronted with the undeniable truth: Eddie Diaz, as it turns out, is beautiful both as a man and as a woman.
Fuck my life, Buck thinks faintly.
Unfortunately, his mild panic does not go unnoticed.
“You—you like me?” Eddie asks quietly, voice disbelieving. “Other me? Me as a woman?”
Buck turns wide, panicked eyes to Eddie. “No!”
“I know what your face looks like when you’re into someone, Buck,” Eddie says under his breath. “You’re—looking at her.”
“Politely. I’m polite,” Buck stresses. He bumps into the counter and comes to an abrupt stop. He realises only then, of course, that both Lady Eddie and Lady Buck are staring at him.
OR: Buck and Eddie crash the car. The universe, finally sick of their shit, kidnaps them.
OR: a totally, super-serious spec fic featuring inter-dimensional travel.
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- Part 11 of cjo + 911
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14 Mar 2026