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    Core four and the moments in between. A series of one-shots centering around Mal, Jay, Evie and Carlos.

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    Frustrated that his attempts to flirt with Shane are going nowhere, Ilya asks Reddit for help. Non-traditional A/B/O universe. Plotless.

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    09 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    And so it had started.
    They made meal plans together, cooked together, but once the food was made, it was all Ilya's decision. Ilya filled his plate, Ilya packed his lunches, Ilya distributed the snacks. When they went to a restaurant, Ilya pre-screened the menu and told him what to order.
    He loved Ilya so much for doing this for him. He also hated him for it, on fear food days.

    OR: Shane has given up control about his food to Ilya. Ilya decides that it is time for Shane to face one of his fear foods. Shane struggles, and Ilya is there to help him through it.

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    06 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    05 May 2026

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    Cardiac tamponade: pressure on that heart that prevents it from filling and beating adequately.

    Shane thought he knew two things: his move to Ottawa would cause chaos, and that the Ottawa Centaurs were nice.

    As it turned out, he only knew one of those things.

    (Or: the Cens are still a team of professional hockey players. They're going to fuck up.)

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    01 May 2026

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    When the unsentimental financial imperative of the NHL sees Shane traded to the Boston Raiders, he and Ilya are thrown into closer extended proximity than ever before. As they adjust to life as teammates, they are forced to contend with the nature of their relationship -and must answer for themselves: is it even a relationship at all?
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    Sliding down the wall, Shane hunched over his untied sneakers, shoved on hastily when Coach had called him in for a meeting after morning skate.

    “Boston wanted you specifically. I’ve already spoken to their GM. You’re flying this evening or tomorrow morning: I’ll confirm once the paperwork clears.”

    “Mom,” Shane managed.

    “Oh sweetie. I know, okay. Those fuckers, how dare they do this! Two fucking cups! Now all of a sudden they decide they want a reset and you’re going to fund it.”

    Shane put his head between his knees and tried to breathe. God, Boston. They hated him there; it was so far away; he was fucking their captain.

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    30 Apr 2026