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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    You should come sometime, y'know. Stay at mine. I’d show you around.
    Really?
    Really.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Shane now-the-bed’s-all-dirty Hollander might actually have a barebacking kink, who knew?

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    02 Feb 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    Shane forgets to bring condoms to a hookup with Ilya, and proceeds to make some questionable choices about that. Probably he'll feel great about it in the morning, right?

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    “Don’t do that,” Shane sighs. “It’s cold out, and late. And someone’s probably going to recognize you. Fuck, it’s just…” He scrunches his face, trying not to vent exactly how upset this is making him. Trying not to imagine an alluring and easy solution.

    “Okay. Well,” Ilya says, and for once he sounds a bit uncertain of himself. “Do you want me to go get them, or do we do other stuff?”

    Shane flops back on the crummy hotel mattress and throws an arm across his eyes. He doesn’t want to look at Ilya, and maybe it will obscure the needy expression he’s definitely making. “Let’s just do it, anyways,” he mumbles.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Lily: U might want to get tested

    Jane: Hilarious. Fuck you.

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    Set in the liminal situationship timeline between episodes 3 and 4.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Ilya looked out at the lake and sighed, hearing Shane's footsteps disappear back into the cottage, their empty plates in tow.

    Ilya had screwed up somehow but he wasn't quite sure how. He knew coming out wasn't easy - even if he had parents who loved and supported him, he wasn't sure how comfortable he would feel telling them, but he got the sense Shane wanted to tell his. Ilya had been trying to be supportive of that. But Shane was annoyed and now he was inside, alone, and Ilya was out here, alone, and they only had two weeks, so that wasn't okay.

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    31 Jan 2026

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