dontaskpcandy
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Cigarettes, Chemicals and Escapading. by dontaskpcandy
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Father Ted
05 Dec 2012
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Be careful when you wish for a housekeeper, your wish might be granted.
Mrs Doyle is swapped to work at 221B Baker Street. Mrs Hudson therefore goes to Craggy Island Parochial House.
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- Part 1 of Housekeeper Swap
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The Torchwood team race against time and other squishy factors.
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Ianto has let his spare room to PC Andy in order to drive his classic 1987 Audi. And seduce him. And read his car repair books (Haines' manuals).
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- Part 2 of Second Hand Chance
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It never ocurred to Ianto that he could look elsewhere until Jack took him for granted.
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- Part 1 of Second Hand Chance
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Andy and Ianto are almost together, but Jack must learn to holster his weapon. No toast was harmed during this shabby episode. Gender issues. D/s relationship.
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Bookmarked by dontaskpcandy
17 Jan 2026
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Two men against weather, unseen apocalipse and wet socks... stuffed ful of research and dramatic sweep of events. Life above the Arctic Circle develops staying power.
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Rodney's been selected to be the Chief Science Officer for the Atlantis Expedition. And the neighbor who he had hoped to gift his cat to can't take him. Now what?
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12 Oct 2025
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Rodney uses the Org Chart to make Atlantis mission a go. And gets to bring his cat. And John.
How to crop the dead wood away to promote positive growth, so to speak. -
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John ends up in the wrong place and has to save two expeditions.
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- Part 1 of Criss-Cross
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13 Aug 2025
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Atlantis when a few crucial events dont take place, and characters react, learn and (mostly) succeed. Divergent timeline AU fixit.
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When did 'home' become 'wherever Sheppard is?
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- Part 37 of Stargate Atlantis fanworks
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10 Aug 2025
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Home when you are blocked from going back becomes a process of memory and looking at where you find yourself. First person narration. Delicately constructed.
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"The point is, at the end of the day I can tell you a lot more about their music -- unsurprisingly based on octaves -- and their math, which is in octal just like the Ancients' -- but not a damn thing about the location of this planet's stargate."
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- Part 2 of Author's Favorites
- Part 32 of Stargate Atlantis fanworks
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Bookmarked by dontaskpcandy
10 Aug 2025
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Marooned without the gate system, how will Rodney and John translate what skills they have to cope in a differently organised desert planet society?