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Im which foggy offers to jack Matt's dick with a Fleshlight because it would feel "extra good" since he's blind.
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"And then I thought about a little problem fixer for you because I know you must be getting tired of your palm." Foggy takes a deep breath in, "Fleshlight. Mainly because you're sensitive and sticking your dick in something very textured would feel really, really good."
Matt kinda sits there frozen, not really sure how to process his friend cryptically asking, if he's even reading him right, to jack him off with a fleshlight.
"Foggy, are you asking to jack me off with the Fleshlight...?"
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13 May 2025
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keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as you (can i lay in your bed all day?) by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
01 Apr 2025
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“You didn’t used to be half-bad looking,” Wolverine comments to Deadpool as he blinks his amnesia-induced headache out of his eyes. He plucks a little orange rectangular device out of Deadpool’s pocket. “What is wrong with this thing?”
“I dunno, but I’m sure they've got it more than handled. We were just well-armed chaperones.” Deadpool strolls past all of them into the abandoned barrack, looking around judgmentally as if it were a swanky hotel room. “I’ve got more pressing concerns, like, are you going to leave me for the younger, hotter version of me?”
Wolverine sniffs a laugh, and Wade can practically feel his eyes land on him, interest and curiosity about a version of a man he already knows intimately swirling into something heady. He’s looking at Wade’s face, his arms, his hands, and Wade wants to know what he’s noticing, what experiences he’s comparing him to.
“With how my effort has been wasted, I’m about to give up on him,” Wade fights past the giddy tightness in his voice and points his thumb at Logan, “For the older, hotter version.”
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20 Apr 2025
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When Max and Bradley kiss at a party their whole worlds turn upside down. They try to navigate whatever their situation is together... the problem is neither of them thinks the other particularly cares about this relationship beyond the physical aspect.
(Inspired by Chappell Roan's Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess Album)
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05 Jun 2024
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It took three years for Max to get a chance to meet his boyfriend's parents. That's right, three years of holidays spent at the Goof household. But with Christmas around the corner, Max receives an invitation to the Uppercrust Christmas Gathering, and he refuses to let this opportunity slip, even if Bradley whines the whole way there.
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- Part 1 of The Maxley Series
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02 Jun 2024
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Two years post-peaceful revolution, human and android relationships have stabilized fairly well, and androids have been fully integrated into human society as US citizens--other countries are working on something similar. Still in Detroit, though, are the Andersons--a father, Hank, and his adopted android son, Connor, along with their dog, Sumo. Connor's been navigating deviancy fairly well, all things considered, but Hank knows that Connor needs better accessibility to his own people; peers that would understand him better--but Hank also knows that Connor doesn't want to let go of his father after only officially having him for just over a year.
In the afternoon of a fairly inconspicuous August day, Hank gets a call from none other than Elijah Kamski.
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AKA: The fic where Cole is resurrected as an android.
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13 May 2024