doyawitchering
Recent bookmarks
-
Wade Wilson's bodygaurd service by zzeacat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Avengers (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse)
30 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
The fic where Wade is assigned to bodyguard Peter Parker the hot nerd disaster. He has no idea he is Spider-Man. And no Idea why the hot nerd flirts with him!?
aka I put these two idiots together and let them flirt and make jokes too much.“Dildos are in the bedside draw but they are the boring kind that shit is expensive.”
“Don’t I know it I have some of the Avengers collectibles. The Hulk… Spider-Man”
Peter whips his head around.
“How do you make a Spider-Man one interesting? He is just a guy under the suit.”
Deadpool gasps
“Just a… just a guy! He has one of the nicest asses in existence! “
“Pretty sure dildos don't include the ass.”
“True but it is the thought that counts. The dildo has webbing ridges the added texture really…”
Peter throws a pair of socks at Wade who dodges.
“I have heard enough. Don’t come crying when Spider-Man's perfectly average dick disappoints you.”
Wade points at Peter scowling.
“Get Spider-Mans amazing dick out of your mouth.”
“It was never in my….”
Peter pauses.
Bookmarked by spideysbutt (doyawitchering)
28 Jan 2026
-
rule of thirds [PODFIC] by Opalsong
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
Peter is a genius. He bought a fuck-machine and curated a new web formula to produce webs that even he can't break. By combining both, he can mimic the feeling of getting pinned down and fucked hard over the counter. It definitely seems like a good idea — at least until he realizes that the webs aren't dissolving.
Peter is an idiot.
Series
- Part 30 of Kinktober 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 8
- Kudos:
- 46
- Bookmarks:
- 12
- Hits:
- 3,111
Bookmarked by spideysbutt (doyawitchering)
24 Jan 2026
-
Someone from the internet by hawkinsgremlin (gremlingrrrls)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2022
Tags
Summary
Remus Lupin was kicked out of Hogwarts during his fifth year after Peter Pettigrew exposed him as a werewolf to the rest of the school. Ever since, he's been working odd jobs trying to stay afloat, while having abandoned the wizarding world completely except for the ministry cells he's forced to stay in for every full moon. He hasn't talked to any of his friends in four years when he gets a text from a wrong number. They start texting and the person on the other end strangely reminds him of Sirius, who's he's been in love with for seven years.
also fuck jk rowling's terf ass. she can choke
Bookmarked by doyawitchering
13 Feb 2022
-
Tags
Summary
A tale told in three parts, in which Jaskier must make a devastating choice to save Geralt's life. In the aftermath of it, Geralt struggles to understand why the bard cares so much.
-
Tags
Summary
It's a bitterly cold night, so Geralt and Jaskier huddle for warmth.
aka a whole fic about these dumbasses sharing beds and catching feelings
Bookmarked by doyawitchering
01 Apr 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
To warm a winter's night - valdomarx (cptxrogers)
It's a bitterly cold night, so Geralt and Jaskier huddle for warmth.
Geralt has confusing feelings about it.