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A Supermodel Making Potions in a Joke Shop by drarry_shit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2025
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MALFOY MALDKIO JSMALFOYBWIDS MSAKDAORGWKNSLIOWK
That was mostly what was happening in Harry’s head as they stared at each other. A sound effect of a car screeching before crashing played in Harry’s head. Then Malfoy moved to straighten up slightly, and the stare was broken as Harry looked at him fully. He wasn’t wearing anything Harry recognised besides the gold corset (which, once again, how does one make that look casual???), but the red and gold theme rang true. When Harry looked back up he saw Malfoy’s eyes looking just above his, his eyebrows furrowing slightly in what looked like curiosity.
Oh for FUCKS SAKE, HIS HAIR IS GREEN.
Ron’s funeral will not be beautiful and he will not be buried, he will be left for the wolves.
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Draco reinvents himself after the war in an attempt to find out who he is without his father. Harry discovers this journey after stumbling upon Malfoy on a magazine cover. An obsession restarts.
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After a misunderstanding Andromeda accidentally gets both Draco and Harry to look after Teddy while she’s on a trip. Instead of agreeing on splitting the days, however, the stubborn men decide neither of them will leave.
Surprisingly, they work well as a team and suddenly their friends are hiring them as babysitters (and always tricking them both into taking the same job)
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“Yeah, packs tend to be very goal or similarity driven.” Harry explains, “that’s what helps some packs function. Having everyone align on at least one thing, you know?” Some rather chaotic clips of the Gryffindor pack begin playing. Two that stand out in particular are Fred and George throwing Ron off a roof, who holds a jar of peanut butter in his hands. The second is Harry, flanked by Seamus and Dean, sitting Zach down. Harry has a simple and rather messy slideshow that shows nothing but the lgbtq+ flag with non-centred words saying ‘gay ≠ bad’. “We’re not really like that, we’re kinda just a bunch of people smashed into one group. But it works and we have fun with each other.”
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A 'What We do in the Shadows' (movie) inspired drarry fic, except it's much gayer.
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Hiss Hiss Bitch the Continuation: But With Feelings by drarry_shit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jun 2021
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Though all signs point very obviously to Draco’s feelings being returned, he can’t help but panic on whether or not Potter only wanted him to blow off a little steam.
Part two to hiss hiss bitch in this series, don’t know if it’ll make a lot of sense if you don’t read that but I think it’s good as a stand-alone.
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- Part 2 of Hiss Hiss Bitch
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I like that you're broken, broken like me by drarry_shit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 May 2021
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That was just it wasn’t it? They were happy. They found someone, romantic or not. They’ve found someone they could be with till the end of time. That they’d be happy to with till the end of time.
And Draco? No one.
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