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    “Alright, then, that settles it,” B.J. told him. “You and me, Pierce, retired captains with new careers as captains.”

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  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Sleepover in the Swamp, wherein Hawkeye's in a bad mood, BJ plots a party and there are two idiots in love (guess who).

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    “You said you weren’t here to save your marriage, so what are you here for?” Hawkeye asks.

    “Alright, Hawk, you got me. I’m here to seduce you,” BJ says, very earnestly. Hawkeye blinks at him. BJ blinks back.

    “Well, BJ, I have to say, you’ve been doing admirably well,” Hawkeye says with as much aplomb as he can muster. “However, I also have to say that I think you’re having a nervous breakdown, and that’s kind of a turn-off for me.”

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    In which BJ gets a divorce, and in an act of true and noble self-sacrifice, Hawkeye invites him to Maine to help save his dying marriage.

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    20 Sep 2025

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    “So let me get this straight,” said Bones, “you’re going on a date with a Vulcan you’ve never met, but he’s also your best friend?”

    "It's not a date!" Jim insisted.

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    (Or: the You've Got Mail/Star Trek 2009 mashup no one asked for but we all needed.)

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  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    “Oh, here’s one. We must not look at goblin men, we must not wear their suits. For even if the stripes are pin, I could not give two hoots.”
    B.J. laughed softly, then quieted as he went in with a pair of graspers for a piece of metal. When he had pulled it out and dropped it into the bowl with a satisfying clang, he sent the ball back into Hawk’s court.
    “Oh, my love is like a bloody nose, newly sprung in June.”
    “Who’s that?” Hawkeye asked.
    “Robert Burns. No relation to Frank, of course.”
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    B.J. learns a lot about Hawkeye the first day they meet. One thing that keeps coming up is their shared passion for poetry. It’s nice to have someone to trade verses with.

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