dumbisexual
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“You got it, Eric!” A voice calls from the dugout where the managers have been cleaning up from practice. A voice connected to the downfall of Eric’s glory this season.
Juyeon Lee was a new addition to their team after their second manager had left the university last fall. He had sparkly eyes, big hands, and a list of encouraging compliments to spill out at any given time. He was inadvertently pushing Eric’s baseball career into quicksand.
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“You got it, Mark!” A voice calls from the dugout where the managers have been cleaning up from practice. A voice connected to the downfall of Mark’s glory this season.
Jeno Lee was a new addition to their team this season after their second manager had left the university last fall. He had sparkly eyes, big hands, and a list of encouraging compliments to spill out at any given time. He was inadvertently pushing Mark’s baseball career into quicksand.
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“Have you ever heard that joke that’s like, behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil person?” Jeno questions, staring into her radioactive cocktail she’s mixing with a sour gummy worm.
Chenle tilts her head, “Uhh yeah I think so? Why?”
“Because Jaemin has been staring at the back of your head for ten minutes now and it seemed relevant.”
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The bus is late, but Mark doesn’t mind.
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Jaemin holds it between her fingers like some classy cigarette instead of a cheap ass joint they picked up from a shared friend after Renjun’s sociology class. Jaemin could make anything look alluring, though, and she knows it. Faded pink hair, sour weed, stained sweatpants, and she still makes Renjun and Jeno dizzy.
“How are you doing over there, Junnie?” Jaemin asks lazily as she taps the excess off the joint. “Think you can hold out longer than last time?”
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Soap is an annoying brat of an omega getting on Ghost’s last nerve.
Ghost’s a ticking time bomb that Soap’s just dying to set off.
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Ghost enters his rut, and Soap joins him for the ride.- Language:
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20 Jan 2026
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Donghyuck fixes cars by day and drives them by night. Mark wouldn't know a Thorium core from an exhaust pipe, but he's still the best racer that Donghyuck has ever met.
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05 Jan 2021
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After her father died in the Battle of Hogwarts, Pansy Parkinson believed she was free. Three months before her twenty-fourth birthday, however, her guardian is found and invokes her ancient family rites to issue an ultimatum. Forced to choose between the loss of any autonomy or of her magic itself, she has exactly one loophole.
Marriage to Neville Longbottom.
But as she grows to know her new husband, she realizes that he's nothing like the boy she used to bully in school. Unfortunately, some wizards will stop at nothing for revenge and Pansy has to decide how much she can ask of the man she convinced to marry her.
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- Part 2 of The Rite
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Bookmarked by dumbisexual
28 Sep 2025
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“Oh fuck,” Soap croaks.
Ghost lowers his smoking gun, and their eyes meet.
"Hello, Soap."
or; Soap fucked up his entire life trying to save it. Now he's on the run from not one, not two, but three dangerous bastards; two of them he hates, one of them he loves. He's doing a good job of staying gone until he stumbles upon two ladies in need and gets a little too invested in helping them home.
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22 Jul 2025
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On a routine op, Ghost disappears. They come after him, of course, but he’s nowhere to be found, with not a shred of evidence to say where he is— only a six year old who looks suspiciously like him, who insists he’s Simon Riley.
taken off anon 16/01/25
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Bookmarked by dumbisexual
18 Jul 2025