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The Highwayman by EnvelopedByOblivion
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Double Life SMP
10 Sep 2022
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Fate walks many paths – but for each person, it only wears one face. Sheriff Jimmy Solidarity’s fate is a handsome red-eyed highwayman who saves Jimmy from a group of bandits. Despite being on opposite sides of the law, something keeps bringing them together, tangible as gravity and inevitable as death.
Which will get to them first? What will win out – a growing relationship between them, or their obligations to the life they’ve chosen for themselves?
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- Part 1 of The Highwayman AU
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17 Oct 2025
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Lance is married, for fuck’s sake, and Keith being weirdly comfortable with him is not helping at all – not in the slightest.
The light reflects on a piece of silver metal on Keith’s hand as his fingers play with Lance’s.
He zeroes in on it, his breath catching in his throat.
It’s a thin silver ring that sits nicely on his left ring finger, adorned with an even thinner golden band around it, perfectly matching, and mirroring the ring that Lance found on his bathroom counter this morning.
Oh, no way. No, no, no, no. Absolutely not.
This has to be some kind of cruel joke.
There is no way that the person he’s married to in the future is Keith.
or: Lance unwillingly takes one for the team and wakes up ten years in the future.
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16 Oct 2025
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Yunmeng Spice (Fenugreek) by a_stands_for
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Apr 2020
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So.... what exactly did Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang get up to while Wei Ying was getting Lan Zhan drunk? In at least one reality, the answer is: Wow. Just. Really, quite a lot.
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JC and NH have drunken virginal sex and discover that they are exactly each other's type. In that order.
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NH discovers that JC has an unusual physiology and proceeds to lock that shit down.
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- Part 1 of Yunmeng Spice
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14 Oct 2025
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Somehow, I always end up back in Marianas Trench by Prudent_seer
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
04 Apr 2024
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"Wow so we all thought about the arcade today, huh?" Impulse chuckles before he lights up. Jimmy can practically see the gears turning in his brain, the light bulb flickering on at the top of his head. He feels his stomach drop preemptively. "Hey, here's an idea. Since we're all here, why don't we hang out together, like old times?"
Every nerve in Jimmy's body goes off at once. He was right to have a bad feeling.
No. Oh God no.
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AU where our three favourite soulbound couples go on a triple date! Except it's not a date, all of them broke up sometime before or during their last year of college and none of them are over each other.
(Title from nothing technically! But every chapter is named after a lyric in a different Marianas Trench song.)
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14 Oct 2025
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“My Abuela said it,” Silvio insists. “She said you have to wear the hat, because you have a pale ass so you’re going to get skin cancer and die before Lance even wakes up.”
Keith looks between the children and the hat, too confused to glare, sweaty and horrid from pulling weeds beneath the scorching sun. “What?”
“That’s wrong,” Nadia complains, and yanks her brother down to her level to whisper the correction in his ear.
“Ooh,” Silvio amends. “Tía Veronica said you have a pale ass. My Abuela said you’re gonna die.”
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When Lance is fatally wounded during their final battle, the blue lion enters a deep hibernation with Lance inside. Unsure when or if he’ll wake, Keith is forced to wait and watch over him in the company of the people he fears most: Lance’s family.
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03 Oct 2025