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- Phineas and Ferb (1)
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A hole opens in the middle of Phineas, Ferb, Candace, and Stacy, the source of the screaming popping up right in front of them. Shock settles over everyone like a sudden wave.
Phineas breaks the silence, his voice calm despite the surprise. “Aren’t you the high school’s new science teacher?”
They all stare at their sudden visitor for a few more moments, processing the unexpected turn of events, before both Candace and Stacy yell simultaneously, “Mr. Doofenshmirtz?!”
Heinz has been teaching at Danville High for almost an entire school year. To celebrate this milestone and his community service, Monogram has allowed Agent P to host a party for Heinz at his lair. Something small to show that he— no, everyone— is proud of him. No ulterior motives at all!
Candace is also planning a get-together of her own with Stacy and Vanessa… or, well, she wanted to.
A normal night is never in the cards when anyone here is involved.
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Grif and Tucker spend some time together, doing what they do best: complaining.
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27 Jan 2026
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In which the efforts of the Lieutenants to get Captain Grif to join training go too far.
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25 Jan 2026
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“A synth, a ghoul, and a baby walking into a bar sounds like a set-up.”
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13 Jan 2026
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Codsworth has loved Nora since the start, but as a Mr. Handy, he knows there is no future. When Curie gets a new body, he sees his chance to finally pursue Nora.
Can she accept the change? Will she ever see him as anything but a machine? Was all his waiting for nothing?
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13 Jan 2026
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A loud groan shook Tucker from his thoughts. Church walked across Tucker’s folded arms, his head thrown back, covered by his hands. Tucker was struck with the image of light blue armor, doing the same exacerbated walk across the base back in Blood Gulch. What had he said then? ‘Caboose, if you touch the microwave one more time I swear to god I will—“
In a very similar tone to Tucker’s memory, Church announced, “Just tell me what happened between you and the orange asshole so we can move on.”
“I slept with him.” Tucker admitted.
“See was that so—“ Church’s rant cut short, his hand still up in the air with that annoying point he did when he knew he was right. “You what?”
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10 Jan 2026