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    Link speedruns the game at record-breaking speed. What happens after a naked amnesiac with a soup ladle saves Zelda?

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    17 Mar 2026

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    "I can’t talk to you during the day, but it seems I’m able to while you sleep.” Mipha explains, “We’re connected, now that I’ve given you my power.” He doesn’t respond, too shocked to formulate words, so she continues, “I tried to stimulate your memories by thinking about my own, did it work? I was aiming for the first time we met.”
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    “Mipha has been triggering some memories in my dreams, and I was hoping you could too? We didn’t know each other as long, I don’t think, but I’m sure we have some.” He looks up at Revali hopefully, but all emotions have vanished from his features.
    “You… don’t remember me at all?” Revali asks, searching Link’s eyes, and he sounds almost desperate.
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    “Did it trigger a memory?” Teba asks, and Link nods numbly. “If I may ask,” He sounds hesitant, which doesn’t bode well, “In the memory, what color was the bead the champion placed in your hair when he braided it?” Link isn’t sure why that would matter, but he gives the information anyway. “Purple… you say.” Teba’s face is one of someone whose world has been turned on its axis.
    “It would seem the stories the Rito passed down over the ages of our champion leave out an… important detail.” He manages finally.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Zelda just wants to rebuild Hyrule’s infrastructure, rekindle relations between the far-flung settlements, build a new Sheikah slate, and kiss Link's face.  Is that really so much to ask?

    Sequel to Displaced

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    13 Mar 2026

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    She is actually doing quite well for a time displaced young woman who has just finished a century-long battle with demon, and whose admittedly-few friends are all long dead, and who hasn't used her vocal chords or seen the sun in a hundred years.

    (Intimidating word count, but it’s 4 manageable arcs.)

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Is the Goddess still testing him? Has he not suffered enough in this lifetime? Was killing the Calamity not enough—now he has to explain morning wood to the Princess of Hyrule?

    (in which Zelda discovers an unsavoury image on the Sheikah Slate and Link must face the consequences)

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    10 Mar 2026