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  1. Rec *

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    Link speedruns the game at record-breaking speed. What happens after a naked amnesiac with a soup ladle saves Zelda?

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    17 Mar 2026

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    "I can’t talk to you during the day, but it seems I’m able to while you sleep.” Mipha explains, “We’re connected, now that I’ve given you my power.” He doesn’t respond, too shocked to formulate words, so she continues, “I tried to stimulate your memories by thinking about my own, did it work? I was aiming for the first time we met.”
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    “Mipha has been triggering some memories in my dreams, and I was hoping you could too? We didn’t know each other as long, I don’t think, but I’m sure we have some.” He looks up at Revali hopefully, but all emotions have vanished from his features.
    “You… don’t remember me at all?” Revali asks, searching Link’s eyes, and he sounds almost desperate.
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    “Did it trigger a memory?” Teba asks, and Link nods numbly. “If I may ask,” He sounds hesitant, which doesn’t bode well, “In the memory, what color was the bead the champion placed in your hair when he braided it?” Link isn’t sure why that would matter, but he gives the information anyway. “Purple… you say.” Teba’s face is one of someone whose world has been turned on its axis.
    “It would seem the stories the Rito passed down over the ages of our champion leave out an… important detail.” He manages finally.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Zelda just wants to rebuild Hyrule’s infrastructure, rekindle relations between the far-flung settlements, build a new Sheikah slate, and kiss Link's face.  Is that really so much to ask?

    Sequel to Displaced

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    13 Mar 2026

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    She is actually doing quite well for a time displaced young woman who has just finished a century-long battle with demon, and whose admittedly-few friends are all long dead, and who hasn't used her vocal chords or seen the sun in a hundred years.

    (Intimidating word count, but it’s 4 manageable arcs.)

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    10 Mar 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Is the Goddess still testing him? Has he not suffered enough in this lifetime? Was killing the Calamity not enough—now he has to explain morning wood to the Princess of Hyrule?

    (in which Zelda discovers an unsavoury image on the Sheikah Slate and Link must face the consequences)

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    10 Mar 2026

  6. Rec 5

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    It was standard. Routine. Like a well oiled machine, the two of them fit into the motions, the preparation. Something settled into Seth's chest, some easy sense of readiness. In the months since waking from his coma, since Aaron's murder trial had been broadcast for the whole world to pick apart, this had been their safety net. Their constant. Almost every night after practice, they would end up alone together, undisturbed for several hours at a time.

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    22 Feb 2026

  7. Rec 93

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    Kevin Day is on top of his game, one of the world’s most talented Formula 1 drivers and a fixture on the podium beside long-time teammate Riko Moriyama.

    Until an injury throws his entire career into upheaval, and he finds himself beginning his next season at a new team, with Seth Gordon as his begrudging number 2 while rookie Neil Josten enjoys the seat that used to be his.

    An AFTG x F1 AU, with Kevaaron, evolving into Sethaaron, evolving into KevSethAaron, because why not. Also Andreil and Jerejean.

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    17 Feb 2026

  8. Rec *

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    Luca: Everyone should be celebrating right now, not worrying about me. I’m so sorry
    Ilya: You're giving us more to celebrate! What is the point of us all coming out if you can’t bottom for two hot men?
    Luca: I’m not sure how to answer that

    In which Luca's Stanley Cup celebrations go viral thanks to TMZ and some poorly framed photos. Luckily (and at times mortifyingly), he has all the queer NHL stars who came before him in his corner.

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    31 Jan 2026

  9. Rec *

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    Thomas wakes up in an old nightmare, surrounded by the dead, with memories that don't make sense crammed into his head. Faced with Newt's ghost come back to haunt him, all the while struggling to hold onto his sanity, he does what he always does when things become too much to handle.

    He runs.

     

    After five years, Newt doesn't think they're ever getting out of the Glade. But then the Box brings up a new Greenie - a Greenie who seems to recognize Newt, who still has his memories, scrambled through they are.

    The Greenie might be their ticket out of here. And for the first time in years, Newt lets himself hope.

     

    Minho is told that the new Greenie is crazy.

    But Minho also had a front-row seat as the Greenie picked a fight with a Griever and won.

    So whatever brand of crazy the Greenie is on? Minho thinks they need more of it.
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    Alternately, the TMR time travel fic.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    stayed up till 4 am to read this. worth it.

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    Ronan is pretty sure his brain has just stopped turning over. He can’t think of a thing to say, just a faraway sort of offense at Parrish’s knee-jerk negative reaction to the idea of pretending to be in love with him.

    Because that’s what this is: going undercover to Colin and Piper Greenmantle’s charity auction. As a couple. A married couple. Helen already has their ring sizes, apparently.

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    25 Jan 2026

  11. Rec 63

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    “I think I’ve got the timeline now,” James says. “The previously unexplained hospital stay happened several days after Kevin approached us about the transfer. My guess is it took a bit of time out of the… environment… of the Nest for his body to really start feeling the high sugars. And with the state of his injuries, I can’t imagine discerning one pain from another was possible.”

    “It’s insane. Everything about it makes perfect sense and none at all. I keep trying to find the words but the only thing coming to my mind is just ‘what the fuck’ on repeat?”

    “The more I find out about Edgar Allen, the angrier I get,” Rhemann confesses. “I’m just relieved that Neil dragged him here when he did.”

    “Jean’s not,” Jeremy says immediately. “He has creatively threatened his death multiple times.”

    “No, I don’t suspect he is,” James says sagely. “But it doesn’t matter, because he’s here to be angry about it.”

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    23 Jan 2026

  12. Rec *

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    'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time'

    “What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya.

    “I want to eat him,”

    Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face.

    “Like...sexually or...literally?

    Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard.

    “Yes,” 

    Haas looked into the camera in utter fear.

    Alternatively, The Office Fic

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    22 Jan 2026

  13. Rec *

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    "You won't if you want to fuck me tonight." Hollander had said in Russian.

    Dmitry glanced up, pausing from where he was unlacing his skates. What the fuck could in the conversation possibly have possibly led to this?

    He glanced at Rozanov, who'd been smirking and teasing Wyatt only a second earlier. Now, his mouth was firmly shut. All the rest of the team stared at Rozanov.

    Wyatt laughed. "Oh my God, Roz I don't even know what he said but you are so damn whipped!"

    "One word from the husband and he shuts up!" Bood crowed.

    Chouinard jumped in. "Yeah, what the hell did you say to shut him up that quickly, Hollzy?"

    (4 times shane was less boring than people thought. including hickeys, never have i ever, being in the room next door to them at a hotel, and a russian rookie)

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    22 Jan 2026

  14. Rec *

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    22 Jan 2026

  15. Rec *

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    MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
    rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:

    ✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
    ✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
    ✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
    ⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732

    rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    ... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
    ⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63

    lea @rozanovsss
    getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
    ⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37

    The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

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    22 Jan 2026

  16. Rec *

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    The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL
    In its latest rulebook update, the NHL quietly added a ban on PDA on the ice. Is this merely coincidence or a response to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov’s now iconic Stanley Cup kiss?

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    20 Jan 2026

  17. Rec *

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    ESPN ✅ @ESPN

    Ottawa’s Ilya Rozanov has been fined $5000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for slashing Montreal’s Gilbert Comeau.

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    20 Jan 2026

  18. Rec *

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    New York Post ✅ @nypost

    Andrei Rozanov blasts NHL-superstar brother Ilya: “Shocking lack of respect for real family"

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    20 Jan 2026

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    When asked, Sam says that his Intro Psych class at Stanford was where his interest in mental illness came from. Self care, meditation, therapy. All of it was brought up in the class, sure, but Sam had brushed up on it long before he needed the information for a grade.

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    In the safety of the Bunker, Dean is able to process the trauma from his past. Sam learns that he and Dean had very different childhoods.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    In a world where HYDRA was wiped out in the '40s, Steve is found by the Army rather than SHIELD. General Thaddeus Ross wants a perfectly obedient super-soldier at his command, and to that end, he sets out to break Steve to his will. As Steve struggles to come to terms with all he has lost, his life in captivity is only made bearable by the presence of another prisoner-- another super-soldier known only as "Soldat".
    Then the Avengers strike a deal with Ross to "borrow" him for missions, and Steve is faced with a team who dislikes him, an organization he doesn't trust, and the question of what he's willing to do to escape Ross's clutches.

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    13 Jan 2026

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