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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    31 days with 31 ways for the OTP to be all the (meet)cute!

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Jazz narrowed his eyes at the mech. Something about him was almost familiar. He stared hard at him, wracking his processor. His frame was way too fancy to be a common mech, maybe he was on Council? But he kept tabs on all the Councilors and didn’t recognize him. Maybe a Tower mech, or a- Wait. His optics widened with shock and he took a startled step back as realization hit him like blaster fire.

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    Based off of @falcofalcx 's post on tumblr

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Upon Sam stabbing Optimus with the Matrix of Leadership, Optimus is given the opportunity to go back before the Civil war that ravaged Cybertron, before he sent the Allspark off world and before Megatron was corrupted by the Fallen.
    Before his bond with his brother broke.

    Sam is unfortunately along for the ride. The Allspark is a smug semi-sentient artifact that fuck up his life again and again and now it has decided the Sam would do very well on Cybertron... as a Cybertronian... as a sparkling.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Waking up in a place he didn’t recognise with injuries he doesn't recall, Jazz already knew he was in it for the long run. At the very least, he knew these fundamental rules:

    He was Jazz, he was an Autobot, and Optimus Prime was his leader.

    Now, he just wished he could figure out who Optimus Prime was supposed to be.

    Alternatively, Jazz wakes up with no memory of who he is, and decides that instead of coming clean about it, he's going to pretend he didn't have amnesia in the first place. This can only go well.

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    19 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Starscream’s optics flick up, sharp and piercing, scanning the room for the first time.

    They land on Jazz.

    Jazz keeps his posture rigid, blank, obedient. He’s been under Optimus Prime’s gaze, under Prowl's, under far more respectable mechs than Starscream; he knows how to hold steady under scrutiny.

    Starscream’s stare is… Different.

    Calculating. Predatory. Uncomfortably sharp, like a dagger pressed under his chin.

    “You.” Starscream says, pointing with the mug. “New.”

    Jazz snaps a salute a half-klik faster than regulation.

    “Yes, sir. Adagio, sir.”

    “I didn’t ask.” Starscream sneers.

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    Jazz goes undercover in the decepticon ranks. He learns more about Starscream and Megatron than he'd intended.

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    09 Feb 2026