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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    Starving artist Ava Silva dumps her boyfriend, packs her bags, and swaps the grit and glamour of London for the rugged isolation of rural Scotland. She's looking for peace.

    She finds a hot postwoman instead.

    Or, the mail carrier AU.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    “No Hans, she’s like, the hottest woman on Earth,” Ava insisted as she forgot about wiping down the bar and focused instead on her coworker. Hans looked up from where he was checking the wine glasses for any sign of uncleanliness. Ava's eyes were wide, her smile like a widespread virus, already making Hans smile back.

    “So what’s she doing with you?” Hans asked. Instead of Ava’s usual response which included her talking about how great she was, she walked closer, her expression becoming shocked.

    “That’s the thing, I don’t know,” Ava said. “She’s a fucking biochemist, Hans! She, like, makes medicine or something. I drank a bottle of NyQuil on a dare and threw up for forty-seven hours.”

    Or five times Ava ranted about her girlfriend to Hans and the time he actually got to meet her

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    08 May 2025

  3. Rec 10

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    En la vieja mansión de los Black, Ron se pregunta por qué es el jazz del gramófono del profesor Lupin lo que más irrita a la madre de Sirius. Y Hermione no puede creerse que realmente no se haya dado cuenta del motivo.

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    22 Apr 2025

  4. Rec *

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    So, Beatrice cleared her throat and asked, “Who are you?”

    The girl spun around, her hair whipping around her body as she did, performance forgotten. For a moment she just stared at Beatrice with wide brown eyes, mouth half open.

    Then she said, “Oh fuck.”

    And she completely disappeared, letting the wooden spoon clatter to the floor.

    OR

    Ava is the ghost haunting the house that Beatrice just moved into

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    31 Jan 2025

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    Beatrice is leaving Switzerland the next morning. Ava is going back to Spain too. If they end up one night in the same bar, then in the same bed, it's their business and no one else's.

    Three years later, Beatrice has just opened a new department of her parents' company in Spain when someone decides to ring her doorbell.
    And Ava stands on her doorstep with her two year old boy on her hip that she claims to be Beatrice's.
    Lilith is going to have a field trip with this.

     

    Basically, they hook up one night, and then Ava shows up three years later with a tiny Diego on her hip like 'Beatrice you are the father!'
    I'm bored, I'm fighting for my life in college, I like unrealistic shit that's funny, and I'm giving you this to feed upon.
    Read at your own risks. DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT SOMETHING SERIOUS.

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    20 Oct 2024