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  1. Oops, We Filked It Again by , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

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    23 Jul 2023

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    We keep writing these, and we inflict them on the internet here. Eat your heart out, Weird Al.

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    Twelve Years, Still Ours by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    07 Jan 2026

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    Twelve years after filming their first CCM ad together, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are asked to return for a follow-up campaign. The offer sparks reflection and conversation about privacy, visibility, and what it means to exist openly as a married couple in the NHL.

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    “Okay,” Farah said, brightly. “So. CCM reached out.”

    Shane straightened instinctively. He and Ilya were both sponsored by CCM, they had been for years. Would CCM pull their sponsorships now that they were publicly out? Would they only want to keep working with one of them now that they were married and would be playing on the Centaurs together this season?

    “They want you two for a new ad campaign,” she continued, eyes sparkling. “A twelve-year retrospective referencing the one you shot together the summer before your rookie year.”

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    last one to leave the bleachers every time by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    28 Dec 2025

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    They’d considered it—Shane being gay. It’d been an option. But Ilya Rozanov and the way Shane looks at him like he’s the love of his life has blindsided them. Blindsided both of them, and there’s almost nothing Yuna likes less than being blindsided. 

    She’s not mad, David wants to say. We’re so proud of you. We’re so happy for you. We just didn’t know. 

    Somehow we missed it, you falling in love.

     

    or, what David Hollander and Ilya Rozanov talk about while Shane and Yuna are outside in episode six.

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    Thanks for the Blind Date by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    18 Jun 2025

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    “And you’ve done amazing things for the Cen…. You’re thinking Ottawa. You’re thinking the two of us on the Centaurs together.” Shane felt startled.

    “You are not?”

    “It’s… Oh my god. It could be. We could be amazing together.”

    Ilya’s eyebrows both lifted. “Could be? We definitely are. And on the ice, too.”

     

    In which Ilya and Shane announce their relationship on their own timeline, even though it gets a little accelerated by events.

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    Judges by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    30 Dec 2025

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    Ilya tries to breathe. Shane is the one who panics. In fact, Ilya has been so calm over the past hour. So, so calm. Soooooooo so so so amazingly calm that maybe Shane will reward him with a very nice blowjob later. Ilya has been calm because Shane needs a rock to lean on, but Shane is gone and now Ilya is panicking. This is his only chance to rectify the first, shirtless impression he made on Shane’s father.

    “Do you still read New Yorker?”

    OR: Ilya, on the confluence of Shane with David, Yuna, and Svetlana.

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    Hop, Bunny, Hop by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    20 Dec 2025

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    Ilya’s smirk grew. “Whoever wins MVP gets anything they want.”

    Shane’s brows furrowed. “Anything?”

    “Anything,” Ilya repeated, his eyes gleaming. “If you win, you can ask for anything you want.”

    A thrill went down his spine. “And I’m guessing you already have something in mind if you’ve suggested this bet.”

    Instead of responding, Ilya leaned down and kissed him—a filthy, obscene kiss that left his dick twitching pathetically against his thigh despite the fact he was completely spent.

    “You will see, Hollander.”

    “You’re on, Rozanov.”

    And, at the time, Shane really did feel good about his chances—orgasm haze aside.

    Now, standing in the bathroom of a Vegas hotel suite, he almost cursed his own damn competitiveness.

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    Or, a bet was made and Shane is a good sportsman. That is the only reason he is putting on Rozanov's jersey. Promise.

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