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  1. Summary

    A collection of one-shots centered around Bodhi Durran (x Readers, ships, general).

    Includes prompts from @empyreanevents Bodhi Week 2025!

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  2. Summary

    A collection of one-shots centered around Dain Aetos and Sloane Mairi.

    Includes prompts from @empyreanevents Slain Week 2025!

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  3. Summary

    All his life, Bodhi has been looked at as a copy of Xaden Riorson, meant to do whatever it takes to serve him. Until you came along.

    Part 1 is rated Teen & is fade-to-black.
    Part 2 is rated Explicit & is a direct continuation.

    For @empyreanevents Bodhi Week 2025 Day 2: "Mirror" & Day 3 “Signet Countering”

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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    21/21
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    04 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Elspeth & Ravyn reunited at last.

    ~•~•~•~•~

    This is a continuation of Chapter 50 of Two Twisted Crowns. This series is a 10/10 for me I just wanted a little more time spent on their reunion so enjoy <3

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    04 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    NEEEDED THISSS!! there was not enough closure in the series.

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    Violet never thought she'd be spending her honeymoon single, but when she's left at the altar, it seems pointless to waste the vacation she had planned. She fully intends to pass the two week transatlantic cruise by cursing her ex and drinking enough pina coladas to make the drink package she bought worth the price. But then she meets Xaden Riorson after a particularly clumsy accident after dinner, and it isn't long before she finds new ways to enjoy her newfound singlehood. He's cocky. Arrogant. And most importantly: All-too-eager to take her mind off her break-up with far more pleasurable pursuits.

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    Violet and Xaden meet on a cruise and fuck like bunnies

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    29 May 2025

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    Violet Sorrengail’s world changes the day that her mother informs her she will be training for the Rider’s Quadrant. In a moment of anger, she stumbles upon a hidden letter in the book gifted to her by her father. Violet realizes that he was betrayed and killed to protect Navarre’s lies. Leadership is hiding something ruinous, and she is going to find out what it is, even if she has to become a rider to do it.

    This Violet is distrustful of leadership, questions everything told to her with extreme prejudice, and will do anything to survive. If not for her sake, then for the truth her father died for.

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    Chapters:
    75/75
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    24 May 2025

  5. Rec 11

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    Her eyes roll back in her head as she leans into his touch, something that once felt like a curse, having become her solace.

    Mid War, post Onyx Storm, A patrol gone wrong

    Slain Week 2025 Day 1: Touch

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    23 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    MY BABESS

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