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“We want Myoui’s Melons to be the default, so we start slandering water. Beat the crap out of it!” An animation of a hammer popped up and it caused the water jug to go further down Patrick's head with every whack. “We remind everyone that the water they’re drinking at some point contained pee! Spread the information everywhere. The Myoui’s Melons slogan will be ‘Nobody ever peed in our Melons’ and watch the money flow in,” she clicked to the next slide, which housed a cloud at the very top.
Inside the cloud, the slogan was written out in cursive and then suddenly, dollar bills started raining across the screen. Mr. Krabs faded onto the lower left corner and his animated self battled to get every last buck falling from the sky. Going to the last slide, the word ‘FIN’ appeared in the SpongeBob font and Momo took a bow.
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Boss Mina is trying to fire Momo because she sucks at her job, but she's got a fat crush on her and is a wimp.
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09 Dec 2024
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Blackmail by Millafrenchy
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV), Narcos (TV)
30 Dec 2023
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In exchange for his help to let Joel and you out of the QZ, a new soldier, Javier, asks him for something more than just ration cards.
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12 May 2024
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Have you ever imagined yourself married to someone you’ve never endured in your life?
Sana had never imagined that either, quite the contrary. It was supposed to be just another normal morning. Sana would wake up, have breakfast with her family, then go to school and get a new reason to hate Hirai Momo even more. Unfortunately for her… it didn’t happen. What happened was she waking up naked, with no other than Hirai Momo clinging to her body also naked?
Have you ever wondered if one day you would wake up next to the most obnoxious person on earth and discover that you had married her?
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06 Dec 2022
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two years ago, momo gives up and sana leaves.
two years later, sana comes back and momo breaks all over again.or
ex-bandmates, momo and sana, see each other after two years to finalize their divorce.
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25 Feb 2022
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hirai momo and minatozaki sana's seven (7) week lesson in subverting fake relationships by jeongmoz
Fandoms: TWICE (Band)
17 Jan 2022
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it starts when momo says, "i should probably date someone, maybe that will teach them to back off.”
sana braces herself for the absolutely predictable proposition that’s about to come out of her best friend’s mouth.she can’t believe her life’s actually going to become one of those fake dating sto—
“jeongyeon.”
suddenly, her entire fantasy shatters and her brain starts sending her all sorts of signals but the only thing her tongue and mouth can come up with was a simple, “What.”
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momo needs to fake date someone and sana thinks she's the obvious choice.
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18 Jan 2022