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Set during season 8, when there are some things Sam can fix and some he can’t. A dead kid’s video camera is on the first list. Dean’s trust is probably on the second, unless Sam’s been missing a piece this whole time.
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Season 1 AU in which there’s no such thing as monsters. No matter what Dean says, no matter how many times, no matter how many clues he pieces together from numbers and newspaper clippings and notes from strangers. It’s all inside his head. He’s cracked, and Sam’s the only one who can glue him back together.
Or, well. Sam will be. Just as soon as he figures out how.
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Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t. Instead it has Indian takeaway and a blue jumper and people wanting a whole lot of what they can’t have, discovering themselves as they discover each other.
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19 Mar 2021
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Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.
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- Part 1 of Azoth
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04 Apr 2017
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Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo by who_la_hoop for birdsofshore
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Sep 2014
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It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.
But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?
Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.
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02 Apr 2017
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Harry Potter works by astolat
Fandom Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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This is a series that holds all of my new Harry Potter stories in order of posting! These stories are all separate and stand alone, the series is just to make it easier to navigate between the stories and to subscribe to get notifications of just my HP stories, if you don't want to subscribe to notifications for everything I post.
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23 Mar 2017
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It’s not about the girls. The girls are just the excuse. It’s about them. Them and this unavoidable thing that’s growing between them.
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- Part 1 of Like Staring Into the Sun
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31 May 2016