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Later by foo_boring
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
14 Mar 2021
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“It wasn’t my fault.” Ghoul protests.
Kobra finally looks at him. “You weren’t being vigilant, some ‘joys noticed, got you to take some drugs, and tried to haul you outside. They were gonna rob you, possibly ghost you, and maybe take the trans am if Party hadn’t seen you throw yourself on the ground.”
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- Part 3 of Ghoul is Gonna Feel Pretty Bad Later
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Can't Mess with Party by foo_boring
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
27 Feb 2021
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“Hi, I’m Party Poison.” Party smiles. “I’m going to ask you questions and you’re going to answer them. If you do anything else, I will dislocate your shoulder.”
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- Part 2 of Ghoul is Gonna Feel Pretty Bad Later
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Can't Avoid Trouble by foo_boring
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
03 Feb 2021
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Ghoul is sitting at the counter, nursing a foul-tasting drink at what passes for a dive bar in zone 1.
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- Part 1 of Ghoul is Gonna Feel Pretty Bad Later
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You Can't Trust Anyone by foo_boring
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
27 Oct 2019
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It was Party's idea to go to the market, Ghoul went with him though.
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I'm Bleeding, I'm Sorry by foo_boring
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Comic)
17 Jan 2019
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It took him a little while to realize that he was dying.
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Ghoul is Gonna Feel Pretty Bad Later by foo_boring
Fandom Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
14 Mar 2021
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Ilya died, yes, but then the doctors saved him. Cardiopulmonary resuscitation in the ambulance, three electric shocks, two emergency surgeries, twenty-six units of blood. Ilya died, but then he came back.
If only Shane could get his subconscious to understand that.
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- Part 1 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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Bookmarked by foo_boring
09 Feb 2026
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Shane heard the blade coming down right by his ear. The schlick of it as it sliced through the ice, echoing in the arena, the place eerily silent in a way Shane had never witnessed before.
Then, a gasp.
Or, Shane Hollander takes a blade to the throat.
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06 Feb 2026
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Our Captain, Their Problem by Bruja_oscura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Dec 2025
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Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.
It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.
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Bookmarked by foo_boring
31 Dec 2025
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The Shane Hollander Thing by fandom_commitment_issues
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Cliff Marlow has been on Boston’s team with Ilya Rozanov for the last seven years.
Last week, he figured out the Shane Hollander thing.*** Now with a 2nd Chapter of Shane's *slightly* more serious POV***
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Bookmarked by foo_boring
31 Dec 2025
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“Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”
Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.
Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”
“You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
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Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
Chapter 4: Ilya tells Svetlana the big secret.- Language:
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Bookmarked by foo_boring
20 Dec 2025