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apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.
Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.
(shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)
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- Part 1 of return of spontaneous circulation
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fresh bruises we learned patterns to by downtheroadandupthehill
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Feb 2026
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“And here I was going to behave, ask if I am yet allowed to touch you.” Ilya reaches between them to capture Shane’s chin between thumb and forefinger, looking intently into his eyes for a half-dozen heartbeats or so. Then his lips are on Shane’s, a warm press of mouths turned wet as Ilya slides his tongue between Shane’s teeth.
“It was so fucking annoying, not being able to,” Shane grumbles into Ilya’s mouth, breaking the kiss so he can nuzzle Ilya’s pulse instead. “Not wanting this is stupid as hell.” As he rubs the underside of his jaw into Ilya’s shoulder, he feels the alpha’s low chuckle vibrate through to the base of his own spine, making him squirm.
“For once we agree on something, Hollander. You are very stupid and annoying.”
Some months after Shane recovers from rejection sickness in Ilya's bed, they share their heat/rut together at the cottage, both clinging to the delusion it's still casual.
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- Part 2 of mutual instincts
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12 Feb 2026
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Health Improvement Planning for Dummies by glorious_spoon
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
09 Sep 2021
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Eddie clears his throat. “How often would you say you ejaculate?”
Richie pauses with his spoon halfway up to his mouth. Milk dribbles over the edge to splatter on the table; Eddie grimaces but forces himself to stay on track.
“Uh,” Richie says. “What?”
“It’s a simple question.”
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Or: Eddie reads an article in Men's Health and gets a little too invested.
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18 Aug 2021
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hello 911, would you like to hear my dick joke? by sulfuric
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
15 Apr 2021
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"Eddie. You sound cute."
"And you sound like you're suffering from blood loss," he deadpans, automatic. Oops. "Can you tell me exactly where you are?"
(or: eddie is a 911 operator and richie takes getting minorly stabbed as an opportunity to get flirty. much to everyone's chagrin, it works.)
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16 Apr 2021
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Richie lets it slip that his dick was used as a mold for sex toys. Eddie, unable to help himself, orders one online.
It escalates from there.
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- Part 3 of Clowntown Kinkmeme Fills
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08 Jan 2021