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    Draco came to, naked, sprawled across the pentagram on the worn floorboards of the inn’s rented room. He lifted his head. His body had smeared the chalk and the salt on re-entry.

    His tailbone hurt.

    His head hurt.

    He was thirsty.

    Draco slowly pushed up to sitting. His wand was in his hand. His whole spine hurt. Something grazed his leg—his head whipped around, making the headache flare. A mouse? A rat? This room was disgusting.

    No—

    Hold on—

    Draco twisted to look behind him.

    F**K.

    He had a tail.

    Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable assigned to the Death Room—went to Hell and came back with a tail. Hermione Granger wants to help. Theo Nott doesn’t.

    BEEN TO HELL AND BACK, I CAN SHOW YOU VOUCHERS is inspired by the bureaucratic implications of the titular Lil Wayne bar and me reading three books about Cardan Greenbriar because I thought there would be tail smut.

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    She was either going to kill them...

    Or, make them beg her for mercy...

    Preferably with both boys on their knees...

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    "Bill glanced toward the window, noting his mum was safely out in the garden, then looked back at Hermione. He found himself swallowing around the sudden appearance of a mouthful of saliva. He felt a twinge of shame. Checking out Hermione felt borderline creepy. She was what, nineteen? No, wait, she was twenty; he remembered now that she was a year older than Ron. Being nearly thirty, that one-year difference shouldn't have mattered, but for some reason, twenty felt like a much more ‘adult’ number to justify his wandering eyes. He allowed himself one last glance at the delicate bow ties fastened at her waist before forcing a sigh."

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    Gods, she was stupid.

    And yet so incredibly warm, her body was crawling from the tips of her toes to every nerve ending in her head. Her gums kept filling with saliva; she’d swallow, and seconds later her mouth would be a pool of spit again. She rocked on her heels, inhaling and exhaling as though she’d never known air, itchy in her clothing, squirming in her skin. She could hear Bill and Charlie arguing in front of her, but their words were nothing more than a dull, distant drone.

    She was stupid.

    Bill had kindly taken her under his wing at Gringotts, and she’d been so eager to prove herself. Charlie had told her not to touch the clutch. He’d been quite direct. She hadn’t listened. She said herself no harm would come from a quick once-over. Eagerly, she’d wanted to show them she wasn’t a girl anymore, wasn’t their little brother’s ex-girlfriend. She was a woman. An esteemed witch. Defined by her own making.

    Yet here she was, panting, clawing at her clothes, twitching on Charlie’s weathered, springy bed, while the two men argued over what to do with her.

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    “You implied you’d be open to teaching Malfoy how to—” Pansy hesitated for the barest second. “—eat.”

    “You can call it cunnilingus, if you prefer,” Hermione offered, then refocused. “But…yes, I suppose I did.”

    Malfoy stared at her as if she’d just declared herself not only a secret Pureblood but also a die-hard supporter of Voldemort.

    She didn’t think it was truly that shocking that she’d want to teach him a thing or two, even if the subject happened to be rather personal.

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    Or, a game of Truth or Dare reveals that Hermione is the only one with any sexual experience. And, naturally, she's quite happy to share her knowledge.

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