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the boy with the blue heart by grumposaur for sectoren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2025
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"I’m the future king," Sirius insists, “you can’t say no to me!”
“That's strange," Remus murmurs, not bothering to look up from his scrolls. "As I'm fairly certain I just have."
A weeklong tournament. Sirius is a knight, Remus is his (begrudging) squire, can I make it anymore obvious...?
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The only thing Rozanov and Hollander hate more than losing, is losing to each other.
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“You fainted, Moons! And then you were just lying there, all pale and sweaty like some sort of sickly Victorian heroine! It was all very dramatic, and surely never would’ve happened if you were partnered with me, like you ought to have been in the first place.”
5 times Remus feels woozy, +1 time it's all Sirius' fault. Or maybe they're all Sirius' fault.
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through the gaps of sunlight by grumposaur, tempus_fugit_and_all_that
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2024
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Summer, 1860. At the tail end of a rather uneventful season, the town of Godric’s Hollow is stirred into frenzy by the long-awaited return of one of their own…
After five years away, Remus comes home. And Sirius is engaged to someone else.
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A Victorian Wolfstar AU featuring sprawling country estates, ballroom dancing, a hatbox full of unsent letters, and a Sirius and Remus who will do anything but admit they aren’t done with each other yet.
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scorching the hillside, our manic rhapsody by grumposaur for maybebabyplease
Fandoms: Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat
07 Nov 2023
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Laurent is cold and clever and unfathomably beautiful. Damen has eyes.
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come on, touch my body by princebutt
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Jan 2026
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A song starts, one Shane has definitely never heard before, and one spotlight illuminates the stage. A singular man with a large frame is revealed, and his body is shrouded in shadow, which piques Shane’s interest. His shoulders are broad and well-muscled, and he’s wearing a fucking toga, which Shane finds kind of hilarious. He lets out a high pitched giggle, and Rose elbows him as she sips her drink. He follows suit, taking a long pull of the vodka, because goddamn this man is downright godly. Shane can see each dip and depression, the shadows from the spotlight throwing him into stark contrast. His body is made of lean lines and bulging muscle, and Shane is already enthralled.
As the song picks up the man’s chin tilts up, revealing hazel eyes and plush, pink lips. His jaw is stubbled but not bearded, and his light curls gleam in the light. Everything about him is fucking attractive, but Shane assumes if you put your body on display for money, you better look the part. Even with that in mind, Shane is vaguely aware of wanting to put his tongue all over this man’s glorious body.
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Or, the one where Ilya is a stripper.
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10 Jul 2025
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“How many times do I have to tell you I don’t fuck humans?” Shane asked.
“Until I listen, probably,” Ilya answered.
“Is that going to be many more, or…?”
Shane trailed off and Ilya didn’t answer right away, just let his eyes slide slowly up the other man and enjoyed the view. When he was finished, Shane was watching, waiting, narrowed eyes black in the darkness.
“Is probably going to be a whole lot of times,” he finally said. “Do you want to start now, or are you going to come flirt with me again tomorrow?”
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The one where Shane is a vampire, Ilya's a bartender, it's wintertime in New York City, and someone's on a murder spree.
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10 Jul 2025
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"You getting ready for me too, Hollander?"
Shane's breath caught in his throat. Yes, he almost said, but that would go to Ilya's stupid vampire head, and Shane had no interest in dealing with it. He sipped his own wine with a shaky hand.
"Maybe I just like a rare cut."
Ilya squeezed the meat of his thigh under the table, which sent a fresh wave of heat through his body, then leaned in so close to Shane that his lips nearly brushed Shane's ear.
"Is that why you gave me fuck-me eyes when you ordered it?"
Or: 18th-century Paris, in which Shane is an overachieving shipbuilder on a business trip, Ilya is a decadent nobleman out for blood, and this is hardly the first time they've met.
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- Part 3 of kinky hollanov
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02 Jun 2025
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Their waitress is kind enough to let Shane practice his clumsy Spanish with her. He pointedly does not look at Ilya after ordering, but he's known him long enough to know when he's laughing at Shane's expense.
“I hate you,” he says.
“No,” Ilya says. He looks unfairly handsome in a linen beach shirt and his flamingo-patterned board shorts Shane bought him last summer. “You do not.”
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(it's the honeymoon fic)
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- Part 1 of like a bright new dream
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02 Jun 2025
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The road to the Stanley Cup is fraught with expectations, injuries, and worst of all, conversations about feelings.
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- Part 3 of like a bright new dream
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29 May 2025