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TommyInnit's (totally reliable) Guide To Scamming People by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP
12 Nov 2021
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Tommy has a tendency to run off at the mouth a bit. It's like someone takes over for him when he's talking - literally.
When that "voice" gets him in a spot of trouble (AKA a police holding cell) he calls up his estranged brothers that A) have superpowers and B) hate him. It's complicated.
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A Zeroes AU that was not necessary and never will be. I'm not going to tell you to enjoy it because chances are you won't.
[also go read the actual series, Zeroes by Scott Westerfeld]
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- English
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18 Mar 2026
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03-19-26 MIDNIGHT READD IM SO HELLA INVESTED OH MY GOD
TommyInnit's (totally reliable) Guide To Scamming People
Anonymous
Summary:
Tommy has a tendency to run off at the mouth a bit. It's like someone takes over for him when he's talking - literally.When that "voice" gets him in a spot of trouble (AKA a police holding cell) he calls up his estranged brothers that A) have superpowers and B) hate him. It's complicated.
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A Zeroes AU that was not necessary and never will be. I'm not going to tell you to enjoy it because chances are you won't.
[also go read the actual series, Zeroes by Scott Westerfeld]
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The Mysterious Case of Tommyinnit's Real Face by DragonRoyaly
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Sep 2021
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There were arguments, nothing major, ever since Tommy was a baby.
Phil insisted his son was an avian like him, pointing out his little wings, to which Technoblade responded in confusion- The child had no wings, but small tusks, like a young piglin.
The first time Kristin saw him, she cooed over his little horns, and pushed back some of his hair to see the horns better.
When Techno and Phil sat Tommy down in front of Wilbur to ask him how the young avian saw his brother, Wilbur just stared for a very, very long time before responding that he was human.
Bookmarked by gutters
18 Mar 2026
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03-28-26 MEOW MOEW
The Mysterious Case of Tommyinnit's Real Face
DragonRoyaly
Summary:
There were arguments, nothing major, ever since Tommy was a baby.Phil insisted his son was an avian like him, pointing out his little wings, to which Technoblade responded in confusion- The child had no wings, but small tusks, like a young piglin.
The first time Kristin saw him, she cooed over his little horns, and pushed back some of his hair to see the horns better.
When Techno and Phil sat Tommy down in front of Wilbur to ask him how the young avian saw his brother, Wilbur just stared for a very, very long time before responding that he was human.
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tommyinnit's unending list of deadly requests. by baselinea
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Jan 2022
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Wilbur scoffed. “Why are you even asking that? He’s hurt so many people— it’s honestly stupid how he hasn’t been put on the top for the warning scale.” he made a frustrated noise and scowled. “If I could fight him—if I could stop him, that would make me happier than ever.”
Why did Wilbur have to word it like that? Tommy wasn’t doing anything terrible. Yes, he gave a few minor wounds to civilians and heroes. That didn’t mean he was the bad guy. Just because he broke the law a few hundred times didn’t mean it was all his fault.
Tommy was trying his best. Why couldn’t anyone understand that?
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The fic where Tommy, the youngest son and brother of L’manburg’s best superheroes, somehow turns out to be a supervillain and ends up getting hurt a lot along the way.
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- English
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- 5/?
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18 Mar 2026
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03-18-26 LETS KISS LETS KISS
tommyinnit's unending list of deadly requests.
baselinea
Summary:
Wilbur scoffed. “Why are you even asking that? He’s hurt so many people— it’s honestly stupid how he hasn’t been put on the top for the warning scale.” he made a frustrated noise and scowled. “If I could fight him—if I could stop him, that would make me happier than ever.”Why did Wilbur have to word it like that? Tommy wasn’t doing anything terrible. Yes, he gave a few minor wounds to civilians and heroes. That didn’t mean he was the bad guy. Just because he broke the law a few hundred times didn’t mean it was all his fault.
Tommy was trying his best. Why couldn’t anyone understand that?
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The fic where Tommy, the youngest son and brother of L’manburg’s best superheroes, somehow turns out to be a supervillain and ends up getting hurt a lot along the way.
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Tommy's Multiversal Theory by Potato_Cassie
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Apr 2022
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The night before Tom's first-ever stream he has a dream. A dream that strangely turns out to be exactly what happened in his Twitch stream. When it keeps happening to no one except him Tom just accepts it and moves on. As years pass the line between dream and reality starts to blur and smudge leaving Tommy with one question: What is going on? As his dreams start to take a dark turn Tommy begins to question what he thought he knew.
Series
- Part 1 of The Smudging of the Line
Bookmarked by gutters
18 Mar 2026
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03-18-26 holy fucking shit 3/?
Tommy's Multiversal Theory
Potato_Cassie
Summary:
The night before Tom's first-ever stream he has a dream. A dream that strangely turns out to be exactly what happened in his Twitch stream. When it keeps happening to no one except him Tom just accepts it and moves on. As years pass the line between dream and reality starts to blur and smudge leaving Tommy with one question: What is going on? As his dreams start to take a dark turn Tommy begins to question what he thought he knew. -
Tommyinnit's Caffeination Station by zer0_gill
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Feb 2023
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“Listen, Wilby was it? I don’t know who you think you are, but you are not being a very big man right now. A big man would just drink his americano and think, hey, that cool and super pog barista totally had the right idea. A big man would never complain after receiving the best customer service of his life. And a big man would certainly never be named Wilby in the first place.”
OR: A journey in Tommy being a "shit" barista when really mans just needs some hearing aids. Also yes this is a superpowered au, but Tommy is minding his own business. Mostly.
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- English
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- 14/?
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Bookmarked by gutters
17 Mar 2026
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03-17-26 ALL IVE EVER LOVED ON FICS COMBINED INTO ONE MASTAAA APIECE LET ME KIAS AUTHOR
Tommyinnit's Caffeination Station
zer0_gill
Summary:
“Listen, Wilby was it? I don’t know who you think you are, but you are not being a very big man right now. A big man would just drink his americano and think, hey, that cool and super pog barista totally had the right idea. A big man would never complain after receiving the best customer service of his life. And a big man would certainly never be named Wilby in the first place.”OR: A journey in Tommy being a "shit" barista when really mans just needs some hearing aids. Also yes this is a superpowered au, but Tommy is minding his own business. Mostly.

