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    private room by for dangercupcake

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    06 Feb 2025

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    “What exactly did you want my feedback on?” Lan Zhan asks, bending one knee to cock a hip and putting an arch in his back. He laces his voice with just a hint of innuendo. Cobalt is never too excited about anything, so it wouldn’t do to seem too eager or too horny.

    Gorgeous Newbie inhales, squaring his shoulders, and blurts, “Would you watch my stand-up routine and tell me if it needs anything?”

    Lan Zhan blinks. The music is loud in here, like it is everywhere in the club. Surely he misheard. “What?”

    “I have a stand-up routine,” Gorgeous Newbie repeats, more confidently this time. “I would really appreciate it if you could watch it and give me feedback.”

    Or: What happens in the private room, stays in the private room... Until it doesn't.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    no better version of me by for wenxin_diaolong

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    24 Jan 2021

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    There are no words to describe the depth of feeling imbued in every stroke of the brush committed to the paper in Wei Wuxian’s absence. The letter speaks of devotion and regret, and love, most of all. It is in every character, every word. It rushes through him like a strike of lighting, leaving him tingling all the way down to his toes.

    Left alone while Lan Wangji tends to his Chief Cultivator duties, Wei Wuxian finds a letter.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    crawling through your door by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    06 Dec 2020

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    Lan Wangji kisses him. When he pulls away, he speaks into the silence between them, because when he is with Wei Ying, he so rarely considers. “Why don’t you touch me anymore?”

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    26 Jan 2026

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    one weird trick for escaping MILFs (an absolutely real, not-fake, fake dating story) by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    28 Jun 2020

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    Lan Zhan invents a boyfriend to escape an uncomfortable situation. Wei Ying agrees to date him so that, technically, he has not lied. Somewhere along the way these two idiots fall in love.

    A modern day, tech industry Untamed AU. This story is not as dumb as the title implies, but it is still pretty dumb.

    Thanks to handclaps for the beta and wotchermoony for the inspiration. This is dedicated to Jessie from Seattle, who is definitely a real person.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    a history of the body by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    24 Jan 2021

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    Wei Ying's body hurts sometimes; she lets Lan Zhan help her.

    A fic about the complicated nature of having a body, and also the versatility of sex toys.

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    19 Jan 2026