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You work at a coffee shop, and the Monday rush is insane. Enter Agnes, a detective who loves coffee but hates waiting in line. As annoyed as you are when you first meet, there's something about her that makes her one of your favourite customers. She clearly couldn't care less about you, or so you thought, until one day she actually acknowledges your existence.
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17 Aug 2025
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Basement Bunny by FlorenceBirdSong
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Sep 2025
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You should always start training your pet from day one.
Or, Agatha steals a bunny and decides conditioning is the best way to train it.
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- Part 1 of Squishie Minds
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“Cars don’t crash through fences for free,” Rio replied smoothly, shrugging. “But,” she continued, eyes glinting, “I’ll make you an offer. You cover just the cost of parts—let’s call it a grand—and I’ll throw in the labor for free.”
Agatha frowned, knowing there had to be a catch. “And what exactly do you want in return?”
Rio leaned back against the workbench, arms folded and expression deceptively casual. “Dinner with me.”OR: Agatha is making her way cross country when she wrecks her car. There's only one shop in town ran by a deeply irritating and magnetic mechanic. She offers a discount on the work in exchange for dinner. Then she really puts in the body work (heyo).
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29 Jun 2025
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She just stares at Agatha, jaw tight, weighing whether it’s worth the energy to say something—or if it’s easier to just pretend she’s not already unraveling.
It’s not even nine, and Agatha is already chipping away at her resolve like it’s some kind of game—like seeing how far she can push Rio before she reacts is her favorite morning activity.
And the worst part is, Rio lets her.
Of course she lets her.
Because even if Agatha’s theatrics make her want to slam head against her desk most of the time, Agatha is also the love of her life.-or-
The Dumbass Divorce Lawyers™ have a tense day at work and decide to resolve it after hours.
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honey come put your lips on mine (and shut me up) by tinyteamug
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jan 2025
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“Do not,” Agatha said to herself from her spot in the media booth, “you absolutely do not need to defend your honor against-”
Rio dropped her gloves.
“God fucking damn it.”
The Sharks’ forward had barely gotten her own gloves off before Rio’s fist connected with her jaw. The crowd erupted.
“I am going to kill her,” Agatha announced to no one in particular, already mentally drafting press releases. “Should’ve kept managing curling teams. Nobody ever gets punched in curling.”
OR: Gently feral hockey star Rio and long-suffering publicist Agatha who definitely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit