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    When Draco returns home from Durmstrang, he falls into a hard and fast sexual relationship with the beautiful witch he meets at the bar. The only issue is that she’s a Mudblood, and he’s a Malfoy.

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    18 Nov 2024

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    The perfect dramione oneshot

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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    22 Sep 2024

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    GOAT sub Draco

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    “I wonder,” he purred, “if I could make you cum from just the pain alone. How many slaps do you think it would take? Two? Three?”

    Fuck, she wanted to cum so bad. Hearing him acknowledge it made her realize just how close she was. She danced on the precipice of her orgasm, silently pleading for him to push her over to the other side.

    She felt a sudden pinch. It was short and vicious enough to make her hiss without the same satisfying burn as his slap.

    “Answer me, Granger,” he demanded, his breath skating across her lips.

    “No.”

    She didn’t want to let go of whatever faint glimmer of pride she had left. She couldn’t let him know just how much he affected her, not that easily.

    Malfoy chuckled darkly instead and smirked at her. He looked like a predator gearing up for the kill.

    “I also disagree,” he taunted, “I think it would take just one.”

     

    Hermione is invited to stay at Malfoy Manor for the exclusive traditional celebration of Beltane. With little information available on how purebloods celebrate the holiday, Hermione shows up without any idea of what to expect.
    She better get ready to run.
    Fast.

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    06 Sep 2024

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    Smutty smut smut

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    Draco’s breath hitches. He’s close to that sweet release that will make this day better. He’s falling into the deepness of the sort of orgasm that will melt his body and allow him to relax enough to finally sleep.

    His bed is dark but welcoming, without so many goddamn pillows. It’s not the fluffy mess of clouds that Granger’s is, even if he’d like to put one of those pillows under her hips as he fucked her.

    Dammit. He needs to stop thinking about her soft bed. He needs to stop thinking about Granger at all. He’s so hard, it hurts, even with his hand on himself, chasing release. He needs to–

    "Malfoy, did you just Apparate into my bed?!"

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    04 Mar 2024

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    If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

    Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

    The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

    Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

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    12 Dec 2023

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    Smut smut smut!