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Two-Toned, Bittersweet by searchforthescars
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Apr 2020
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"Why is Harrow on Tinder? How is Harrow on Tinder? I thought humans were the only demographic allowed, not eldritch horrors. What do I do? Like, do I swipe right?"
"Do you like her?" Camilla asks.
"Uh, no," Gideon says like it's the most obvious thing in the world.
"Then don't swipe right."
A moment of silence. And then, "I'm gonna swipe right."
OR the “you’re my enemy and you popped up while I was swiping around on a dating app so I swiped right just to screw with you and we matched wtF is going on” AU I posted about on Tumblr one time, but it's more angsty and found-family-ish than I had intended. As usual.
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08 Dec 2021
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fourteen-year-old kara shows up in present-day lena's office. things go about as well as could be expected.
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13 Jun 2021
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“Lena, she’s been staring at you for the last 5 minutes. Nonstop, I’m telling you,” Jess insists.
“How do you know she isn’t staring at you?”
“I can tell," Jess says sagely. "If she was staring at me like that, I’d be eating her out in the bathroom as we speak.”
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Lena and Kara meet at a bar, but lose track of each other – a few months later, Lena gets a new neighbour. As it turns out, glasses and a ponytail really are a good disguise.
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13 Jun 2021
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Nicole Haught loves Christmas. It’s always been her escape from the real world, and she believes everyone should feel that same magic that she does when the most wonderful time of the year rolls around.
So when she finds a heartfelt, long undelivered letter to Santa Claus in the home she is hired to renovate, Nicole can’t help but hope that little eight year old Waverly Earp got everything she’d dreamed of.
Those fleeting hopes come crashing down when Nicole’s client, Wynonna, tells her that not only did Waverly not get anything she’d asked for that year, but that seventeen whole Christmasses have passed since with no wish come true.
When Nicole finally meets the beautifully charming youngest Earp, she’s determined to check off every one of the wishes written on that childhood list.
Can Nicole give Waverly the Christmas she’s always wanted? And will Waverly turn out to be Nicole’s own Christmas wish come true?
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- Part 1 of Real Christmas
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Bookmarked by haughtcake
29 Nov 2020
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One shot shorts of Wayhaught kink scenarios.
There will be no violence, rape, cheating, or underage sex. Everything else is onboard.
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31 Oct 2020