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The fifth morning in the Whirling, and the second morning of the man in the wig pretending not to stare at you as you walk down the stairs, you decide you need to know who he is.
(For the good of the case, of course.)
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It’s the bottom of the ninth. It’s the first day of the season and it’s also the second game of the series, and it’s the bottom of the ninth but it’s also the first inning, and Nico stopped trying to make sense of how those numbers add up a long time ago.
It’s been the first day of the season at least a hundred times, by his estimate.
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The Scorekeeper draws their coat tighter around their shoulders as they pick their way across the tall grass. The ground is still halfway muddied from the late-offseason snow; their boots sink in uncomfortably and their footsteps make no sound. The ground feels like it will swallow them whole.
(The Scorekeeper, and Dunn Keyes, and being a person in a world that does not want you to be a person.)
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the trench is cold, and it is dark, and it is almost-but-not-quite empty. the vault is cold, and it is eye-searingly bright, and it is claustrophobic the moment she's locked inside.
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On the first day of practice, Jessica and Sebastian Telephone walk into the George Foreman Stadium with their arms linked together and blinding smiles on their faces. This is a mistake.
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jaylen hotdogfingers & mike townsend centric works. loosely connected.
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greased fingers green eyes and not so good intentions by glaciya
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Aug 2024
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In which Hood!Tim needs a mechanic to help his gear compare to the Bat's, and Jason needs to fund his education.
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“I’ll let you keep your hours here, but you’re mine after that. Whenever and wherever I say. How much?”Jason thought of the cost of Gotham U tuition and book fees and multiplied it by four. When he said the number out loud he expected to be shot right away, but Hood only nodded once.
“I’ll pick you up here tomorrow. Same time.”
And then he turned and began walking away. Jason stared at him in shock. Before he could think better of it, he said, “That was a ridiculous amount you just agreed to.”
“And you could have asked for more,” Hood shot back over his shoulder. He did not turn back around.
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10 Jan 2026
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“Don’t go to Ethiopia,” the boy repeats. “Please don’t go there. Don’t try to find your mom—”
Jason stops tugging. “Wait. What do you mean by that? My mom is dead. She died of an overdose.”
The boy gapes, only for a second, before slamming his mouth shut. “I’ve said too much.”
“No,” Jason says, voice low in warning. “You haven’t said enough.”
(Translation in Chinese now available!)
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10 Jan 2026
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The Dog Days of Summer by chibi_nightowl
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics)
15 Jun 2017
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"Tim?" Jason asks cautiously. It's possibly the first time he has ever used his replacement's first name. Out loud at least. Or where he could hear him.
Another whine and the big black dog opens an eye, gazing warily up at Jason.
"Okay, you're awake. Not exactly sure what the protocol is here but if you know you're Tim Drake, whine twice for me."
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09 Jan 2026
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The harkness test, and all it entails by scrared
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
15 Dec 2022
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In Bernards defence, this was the only way he could think of to get Tim to admit he's Robin. The fact he started a conspiracy channel was mostly a sidenote.
Or: Bernard doesn't like lying to Tim, so he needs Tim to admit he's Robin. Clearly, the only logical solution is to annoy Tim via conspiracy theories. Connor gets caught in the crossfire, sort of.
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08 Jan 2026
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The Best Laid Plans of Robins by Aleena_Pallaz
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Batman: Hush (2019), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
29 Jun 2025
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Tim's dad is dead, killed by a boomerang to the chest, and Tim is an orphan now. He knows Bruce would adopt him if needed but he couldn't possibly impose himself on the Wayne's more than he already has. It's okay though, because he has a plan for this, he just needs someone to play the role of his estranged "Uncle Eddie".
Except... the guy he hires is weirdly concerned about his well being and Tim can't figure out why.
Meanwhile, Jason Todd is forced to reevaluate his plans for his debut as Red Hood, because, as it turns out, his replacement is a suicidal idiot who can't be trusted to stay out of trouble.
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Tim Drake fails to recognize Jason Todd, back from the dead, and hires him to be his Uncle Eddie to avoid getting adopted by Batman. Somehow this ruins everyone's plans.
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07 Jan 2026