humanedisaster
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After the untimely death of Sam's husband Riley, his two best friends Bucky and Steve move in to help him raise his three young girls, Natasha, Sharon, and Wanda. Basically, the Full House AU no one asked for.
a.k.a. Four times Bucky and Steve had a misunderstanding and one time they got their shit together.
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Cisco goes to free Earth-2 Barry from the storage closet and finds out more than he planned about this Barry's history with Reverb
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When Team Flash gets an invite to Oliver and Felicity's engagement party, Cisco has to defend his sense of style and Barry pines.
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Once again, Barry's mouth is a little too fast for his brain.
This causes him some embarrassment when he goes to check in on Captain Cold in Iron Heights.
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Butterflies Suck (And So Do Crushes) by humanedisaster
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Aug 2015
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Bruce Banner was a hard person to track down, when he wanted to be, but Natasha is a Gryffindor for a reason, dammit.
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- Part 5 of MCU Hogwarts AU
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A Hogwarts AU of epic proportions, though it is small yet. Check out the tumblr here. And feel free to send me a prompt!
I am trying to keep the listing here on Ao3 chronological, not the order in which I posted it, so do note that if you read from fic "1" to the end, it will not have been the order I posted them in.
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Watching Robins and Bats by humanedisaster, miss_music666 (orphan_account)
Fandom DCU - Comicverse
24 Jul 2011
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A nonhero AU where Bruce still adopts/raises the Robins and some Batgirls.
Currently on an indefinite hiatus.
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“Benjamin Franklin Hawkeye Pierce,” BJ croons in your ear. “So quick to offer your food and your socks and your opinions. I wonder what other intimacies you would offer if I asked,” he breathes as your toes curl in your regulation boots.
“Which ones did you want?” you answer, wow, so stupidly, so incredibly stupidly. BJ smiles at you, his expression almost wolfish, and you shiver. It feels like you’re in a daze, like you’ve entered a mirror universe where BJ looks and talks even more like a pinup holo than usual.
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In which BJ starts losing some of that steely Vulcan control, and Hawkeye pokes his nose in places where he only technically belongs.
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31 May 2026
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“We can make it a game, for old time’s sake. Tell me three things about yourself, but make one of them a lie.”
AKA a story told through storytelling, and how the truth is usually (but not always) easier to swallow if it tastes like a lie. Featuring M*A*S*H unit sleepover shenanigans, BJ goes to Maine, and BJ’s Complete Lies.
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29 May 2026
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Hawkeye gets a letter from Trapper. It's all downhill from there for BJ, particularly when he and Hawkeye are sent out on an ill-fated supply run.
BJ stands carefully, adjusting his helmet on his head as walks around to inspect the damage. Both the front tires are burst. They only have one spare. “Damn it,” he says. “Bad news for your blisters. Looks like we’re walking.”
Hawkeye doesn’t reply. He doesn’t come up from behind the jeep, either.
Alarm bells ring in his ears. Something’s wrong.
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22 May 2026
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Just before Eddie tells Buck he loves him, he’s pretty sure they’ve been building up to this for months. Just after Eddie tells Buck he loves him, he realises he’s deeply misunderstood this entire situation.
And Buck? Well, Buck didn’t even think they were dating.
(Aftermath, and then: the road less travelled, with the benefit of hindsight.)
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18 May 2026
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“I’ve never—with a trans dude. Am I doing it wrong?”
Of course, he knows. Of course, despite Eddie trying to push through it, like he always has with sex, Buck notices.
Eddie feels bad, feels like he’s ruining the mood, feels—guilty. Shameful. For being greedy. For being picky. It feels good. It’s objectively good. It’s with Buck, anything would feel good; he shouldn’t be so wrapped up in the specifics.
“Buck, it’s okay, just—” Eddie props himself up on an elbow, hand moving to knock Buck’s wrist away before guiding it by the wrist to rest on the outside of his thigh. “Don’t worry about it. Just fuck me.”
Buck’s thrusts come to a halt completely. Eddie groans, his pussy clenching around Buck’s dick.
Buck studies him for a beat. “Do you want me to not worry about it ‘cause you just wanna get fucked, or because you don’t want me to feel bad? ‘Cause I’m not gonna feel bad, Eddie. I-I wanna make you feel good.”
This is a lot of talking, and Buck is still nestled deep inside him, cock stretching him out. It's hard to focus.
“Tell me how to make you feel good,” Buck all but pleads. “Teach me.”
OR learning how to fuck your best friend
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18 May 2026