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"That is. Okay. Where do I start." Pushing off the counter — hands need to be free for this. "Number one. That is not how being secure in your sexuality works. Number two. That is the opposite of how it works. Number three. Most straight men who are secure in their sexuality do not, as a method of confirming this, seek out gay sex. That is— Eddie, that is gay. The thing you are describing is gay. The act of doing it is gay. There is no version of this where you end up more straight at the other end."
Eddie scoffs. "You don't know that."
"I do know that."
"You don't."
"Eddie, I am bi. I have personally conducted this experiment. The results are in."
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Eddie asks Buck to fuck him to prove he's straight. Things go about as well as you'd think.Series
- Part 1 of veni, vidi, vici
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Immortals of the 118 by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2025
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Harry Potter was excited to start over again in a new city with a new look and the opportunity to get reacquainted with the muggle world. He had a plan. He was going to do something meaningful with his life, keep busy, and absolutely, under no circumstances, get emotionally involved with anyone. Arm's length, that was the plan. If he didn't try to put down roots, then no one could hurt him ever again.
Unfortunately, he hadn't planned on the 118.
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Agent P accidentally gets strangled by Doofenshmirtz during a mission. When Candace sees the bruises she incorrectly assumes her uncle is suicidal, she then somehow manages to convince the rest of the family.
Hilarity ensues. -
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“Yeah, I don’t know,” Buck says, voice pitching up, his entire body screaming, “But you probably shouldn’t press anything.”
Eddie blinks. “Why not? You don’t know what it is, it’s active, and it’s probably something in the house. Are you sure you don’t...”
He presses a button.
Buck jerks like he’s been electrocuted.Or,
The one where Eddie doesn’t know what the remote does, but Buck’s whole body does. -
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After Eddie is busted street fighting, Bobby demands he attends therapy...
With Dr. Wells.
Buck does not take the information well, leading to a serious talk about what actually happened after his first loss.
Or - author fixes the Dr. Wells arc