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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Set after the events of A Visit From The Zoldycks by ohofcourse. You technically don't need to have read it to get what's going on here but you really, really should because it's fantastic.

    Hisoka remembers when Illumi was disguised as a woman and makes a request.

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    03 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 53

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    Zanka doesn’t feel pride too often. Jabber is an exception to that rule.

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    02 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 23

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    Jabber knew the moment he met Zanka that he was fucking weird. He survived being stabbed deep in the gut, he seemed to refuse to go all out on Jabber even after he knew he was fucked, and he’s friends with a group of absolute weirdos– and that’s saying something coming from Jabber! So yeah, he was weird. Exactly Jabber’s type of weird, as well.

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    02 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 51

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    Then—one feed catches his eye. He pauses, his chair stops its lazy spin.

    He rewinds and hits play, curiosity keeping his eyes on the screen.

    It’s a private suite—pristine, impersonal. Two men inside. The one with long, ink-black hair looks tense, arms crossed tight. The other is taller, muscular, hair a copper red—vivid even in grainy night vision. They stand at opposite ends of the bed, a hush in their posture, faces set. He watches for a moment, trying to place them, but they’re just another couple, aren’t they?

    He scrolls the timeline, flicking to 2x speed—just in time to see the atmosphere between them combust. Sudden movement, a flurry of limbs.

    “Holy fuck,” the tech mutters, slowing the playback, squinting at the faces. He sees the redhead’s profile in a flash, jaw sharp, eyes dark.

    The way he moves is familiar. It claws at the back of his memory.

    He pulls up a browser, fingers flying over keys. A few clicks, a couple image searches. There’s no mistaking the match.

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    Illumi is comfortable exploring his sexuality—conveniently, it doubles as his work. But mixing business with pleasure comes with its drawbacks—some so catastrophic they border on life-altering humiliation.

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    31 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    “I don't want other people,” he said. “I want you.”

    Zanka could feel his heart quicken. “And if you can't have me?”

    With his thumb, Jabber drew a line across his throat. “Then I'll just die.”

    Woah. This was some next-level suicide baiting. 

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    As a Cleaner, it's Zanka's duty to grant those he helps with a good nights sleep. His newest client, Jabber, proves himself to be particularly difficult to deal with. 

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    19 Jan 2026