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to tame a Gryffindor and Slytherin (at once) by Raindrop_Falling
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2025
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After a magical accident, Harry suddenly finds himself in a weird alternate timeline, where another version of himself has been sorted into Slytherin and none other than Tom Riddle roams the halls. Really, all he wants to do is to leave this strange world behind and go back home. That said, there are a few... opportunities, that really should not be left unexplored.
Aka, Harry tries to go and fuck himself while Tom watches. It doesn't go according to plan and suddenly he's stuck between two Slytherins.
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- Part 2 of PWP Tomarrymort Oneshots
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24 Apr 2026
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With You, Always by acupforslytherin for tasteofshapes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Aug 2020
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All his life, Harry repeatedly hears one same calming tune in his dreams. No one seems to recognize the mysterious song, until one day, Harry catches Malfoy humming it when he thinks he's alone.
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23 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter dies. Not to worry; Death chucks his Master into a different universe for a second chance.
Follow Harry as he makes the most of it, which includes sending letters, waving sticks, climbing trees, and baking one hell of a poundcake.
(Or; getting Sirius out of Azkaban, hiding his extraordinary magical power, destroying horcruxes and - well, the pound cake really is quite something.)
And that's just what happens the year before he goes to Hogwarts.
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- Part 1 of Fools In A Fable
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23 Apr 2026
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Harry really desperately needs Ron and Hermione's assistance with something...
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20 Apr 2026
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Battle-Worn Harry—where he’s so exhausted by destiny that his survival instinct has been replaced by a desperate need for a nap.
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20 Apr 2026