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Just like real moss, Zoro’s hair color shifts with the seasons. Only, the Straw Hats have never stayed in one place long enough for it to be noticeable. So when their swordsman spends his two year gap on an autumn island… it ends up catching everyone completely off guard. Miscommunication ensues.
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Zoro loves Sanji’s hands.
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In a ridiculous plot to get the Cook to hold Zoro’s hand, the swordsman intentionally gets lost. He’s a little puzzled by the fact that even when he’s lost, he always finds his way back to Sanji. -
Black Nail Polish and Rose-Tinted Glasses by idiotsensei
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
10 Mar 2026
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While feverish and unaware in his first days at Kurigana, Zoro refers to Sanji as “Love-Cook”.
Perona has a terrible habit of latching onto things she shouldn’t.
Convinced there’s something between the Straw Hats’ resident swordsman and cook, Perona spends the next two years “helping” in the only way she knows how: meddling.
When the crew finally reunites on Sabaody, Sanji discovers two things at once – Zoro looks unfairly good with black nail polish, and maybe he’d been in love with him all along.
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Zoro loses a tooth.
For a swordsman who fights with a weapon clenched between his teeth, it’s far more than a minor inconvenience.
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When rumors surface about a lost forbidden genjutsu, Kakashi is sent to investigate. But it’s a trap. Captured by rogue shinobi, he’s subjected to relentless torment, both physical and psychological. Wounds heal, but scars remain; something fractures, far deeper than they realize. As the lines between illusion and reality blur, one question remains: what becomes of the Copy Ninja when the man beneath the mask is irreparably changed?
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“Alright, Mosshead. Welcome to the Germa Kingdom, a nation without land. Germa is ruled by the Vinsmoke family. Once the rulers of the North Blue, they are now a power hungry group of mercenaries who dream of reconquering their old territory. They are also by technical definition my family, although I had cut all ties with them. Apparently I didn’t cut them well enough, since they have now arranged a marriage for me.”
“Mmm, what’s this gotta do with me?”
“You're their hostage Mosshead.” Cook took a frustrated drag from his cigarette. “Reiju, my sister, poisoned you, says if you don’t receive treatment every few hours you’ll die painfully. We get the full antidote after the wedding.
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Canon Divergence: Germa have appeared back into Sanji's life to force him into a marriage, to force him into coming along they are holding Zoro as a hostage.Series
- Part 1 of Home and Away
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11 May 2026
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Because there’s one thing that’s unfamiliar. One difference from his usual waking up from a coma routine. Sometimes Chopper is there, checking on him and startled when he’s awake. Sometimes Luffy is in the room, sleeping in a chair while leaning on his bed, or eating some food that was no doubt left for Zoro himself lest he wake up. Sometimes it’s the middle of the night when he wakes up. There are small changes, but otherwise it’s typically the same. This change is notable in its monumentality.
Someone is holding Zoro's right hand, between two closed fists.
No, not just someone.
Sanji.
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Zoro wakes up injured and with no memory of what happened to him. Usually this wouldn’t bother him, if not for how strange Sanji is acting.
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30 Apr 2026
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How did he get here?
It’s too good to be true. Sanji reaches to pinch himself, something he’s been told will wake you up from a dream, and then he finally notices the biggest change.
He is not Sanji anymore.
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Motivated by the utter despair of being alone, eight year old Sanji casts a spell he doesn't understand, resulting in him and Zoro swapping places.
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29 Apr 2026
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They had made an agreement. During Zoro’s heats, Sanji could be his overbearing, insufferably loving alpha self. Any other time, they were rivals, barely friends, reluctant crewmates.
That was all Zoro was interested in. He didn’t need Sanji, after all.
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20 Apr 2026
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Zoro was used to suppressing his heat and pretending it wasn’t there. In fact, he preferred it that way. But the arrival of a new alpha on the ship has thrown things off balance. His heats have become unpredictable, his suppressants unreliable. The worst part was it was all because of some idiot, girl-crazy, obnoxious, nagging chef.
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20 Apr 2026