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Not even in a parallel world where Jannik might have grown up as a five-foot-seven Minnesota beauty-pageant princess with sequined sash and a tiara would he ever spend £28,000 on a weekend of strategic shopping and sixty bottles of pink champagne.
They once blamed the England WAGs for an entire World Cup meltdown; Jannik refused to be drafted into that level of delusion. No chance.
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11 Jan 2026
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Wherein world number one Jana Sinner and world number one Carlos Alcaraz are about to learn just how difficult it is to keep things casual when you're anything but.
(alternatively, the female Jannik AU no one saw coming, least of all me)
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18 Dec 2025